PM Howard bounces back in Polls!

you talk about the ALP kow-towing to the Unions. nothing is more repulsive than an Ausmerican ambassador kow-towing to the criminal Indonesian regime in regards to the deaths of the Balibo Five. The evil Liberals take the art of grovelling to extremely new low levels. they grovel to the Indonesians because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the Chinese because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the American terrorists because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the Israelis because they are shit scared of them. and they grovel to the Ausmerican punters because they are shit scared of them.

DEATH TO THE FASCIST LIBERALS

That's because they are commie-loving, drug-guzzling, whoremongering, fornicating, liberals.

John Howard IS a Liberal, in every sense, and even in the classic sense. LIBERAL = LEFT! Your left-bent John Howard has stolen your rights, confiscated your firearms, continues to support programs that give money and resources to the unworthy and the lazy.

WHERE IS THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE??? Damn the lazy and unproductive to hell, and make them expamples to be shunned and ridiculed!!! Damn the Drug-guzzling lemmings to hell and make them work an honest day's work on work farms. Damn the trouble making youth to hell, and if they can't embrace academics, put them on work farms too.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR LIBERALISM TO BE ABOLISHED AND TO USHER IN A NEW ERA OF FREEDOM AND RESPONSIBILITY.

Lord, what I cold do with the biggest fattest Island on the Arse-End of the world!

Too late Ricky, this big, desiccated, desert island has already been screwed by non-core John and his carpetbagger daleks! As long as Tired Old John doesn't take their footy away before the election, all is fine with the robopathic Oz wildlife (John-loving scum).
- Ex Liberal Voter

My treatments seem to be working! I always thought that an infusion of blended freshly aborted foetus would revive a demented geriatric geek in an emergency. He's looking good, but I doubt he can make it to the election though. Thank God the Howard clones are coming along! Trouble is - by the time of the election they will still be in nappies. Come to think of it, John wears nappies himself...

I have a nightmare!
I have a nightmare, that one day this nation will lie down and live out the true meaning of its greed. And they will lie down and beg the globalist carpetbaggers to come and walk all over them once again. I have a nightmare, that the poor the sick and the old shall hear freedom thud as a spineless nation once again finds decency too hard. And when they hear that freedom thud, they will cry out in the words of the current Aussie spiritual: "Dead at last! Dead at last! Thank God Almighty, we are dead at last!"
- Martin

Isn't it wonderful that Howard is on the way out , soon to be replaced by Labor's Kevin Rudd? It has taken Australians a little over 8 years to realize that Howard has destroyed everything good that Australians stood for. There will be no more unfair and barbaric treatment of refugees. No more exploitation of aborigines. No more warmongering with his evil mate GWB. No more unfair Industrial Relations laws. No more ignoring damage to the environment. Yes, no more Howard. I feel as ease now knowing that the Howard Coalition will be eliminated. Labor should win by such a landslide victory that when elected as PM, Kevin Rudd will be able to swiftly implement laws to bring Australia back on it's feet again and regain the good International standing that we once had with our neighbors. Ohhh....it feels sooo good.

Death. The only hope.

Patriot-II, you forgot to credit weary old John with the "welfare-to-warfare" reforms. He sure sucked some money there, but at least we are safe from Iraqistan WMD!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Extremist? I'll tell you about extremist! I've put twin quad carbs and a positive displacement supercharger on my fridge-magnet, and that's after boring and stroking the sucker! Not only that, but I'm also running 50% nitromethane on top of methanol already! (fuck that sissy ethanol poof fuel)
See if those Iraqi WMD can catch me now. Ha! Ha! John's got form when it comes to non-core fridge-magnets!
- Smarty from the Liberal Party

Just go ahead and top it off with 100% nitro. It ain't gona hurt ya. Git that sissy corn liquor out of there.

You drug-guzzling hippies and drunks always gotta be putt'n drugs and alcohol in everything - sucks the life out of ya.

I don't know what you're driving man, but a John Howard fridge-magnet is about as reliable as one of non-core John's promises. I might trade it in for a more modern Ruddster. How about you stuff some nitro in John and run him down the quarter mile? He likes to look sporty in his little tracksuit. May as well have some fun with him, even if it blows his friggin ugly head off his block!
- Smarty from the Liberal Party

I thought it was Kirribilli House Wine-Cellar Johnny who sucks the life "out of ya" for a small fee plus GST.
- Confused again

You whacked out latte-sipping lefties must be feeling a bit low now.

The Australian economy has never been better; there are more jobs and higher wages than ever before.

And who is responsible for this bountiful harvest?

PM John Winston Howard.

Already the polls are turning for the PM. You can guarantee that the next poll will show an even bigger shift towards our greatest ever PM and away from the Unions toyboy Kruddy.

Oh I am going to love this; when Kruddy has the greatest fall in opinion poll history.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Lies, damn lies, and statistics. Look over there, don't look at the massive Oz debt and run-down infrastructure. Don't look at the hideous future that Johnny has built. Look over there, look anywhere, but don't eyeball the Emperor's new non-core finery. Plenty of trivia to keep the sheeple distracted. Poor Rudd! What a mess he'll pick up. I'm sure the banks and the developers will tell him what to do - just like they do with John.
- Ex Liberal Voter

One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

What makes you think I will vote for either Howard or Rudd? We have become almost (ALMOST!) like miserable America, a two-party dictatorship. No, I'll be having none of that corrupt nonsense!

Johnny Germ wouldnt bounce if you hit him in the head with a brick... say, now we're getting somewhere!

I'm with you one hundred parcent! Your Labor party and your "Liberal" (as a left-bent commie from China-town)Party got it all wrong. And I am so glad you recognize this.

There is only one party for Australia, and it's the Shooter's Party. God gave us guns, and your dictators have ripped them from your warm hands. It's time for all good Australians to git them back!!!!

Ricky, about that "one man's wet dream" comment - you weren't suggesting were you? You know, Johnny starring in someone's wet dream?! There is no God! No! Baaaaarrrrrrrrffffff!!!