Drinking the Rodent's Vomit

So what if Australia runs out of drinking water? Let them drink champagne - or the fizzy white domestic equivalent. After all, the Lying Rodent PM has an exclusive well-stocked tax-payer-funded wine cellar at Kirribilli...and you're all invited! Or what, got other concerns?

Rising interest rate creep getting you down?

Worried your back-packing kids might be kidnapped and incarcerated at some far-flung U.S. gulag at the whim of a zoned-out, bible-sucking fundamentalist of a President?

Puzzled by the countless dead, maimed and traumatised Iraqis we, as COW partners, are responsible for as fair-haired, fair dinkum, pure-hearted fucken "liberators" from Downunder?

Wondering what gilded Aussie values your kids can look up to by following in John fucken Howard PM's ruthless, sociopathic, cold-blooded and blood-soaked footsteps?

Have no fear, drongos, dickheads and ratbags of Australia!

Australia's PM: the Lying Rodent

We are fucken Aussies, MATE!

We will suck your dick for a dollar.

We will hock our children's futures for a fridge magnet.

We will kill anyone anywhere anytime for a seat at mad King George's rotten, gore-strewn table.

We will wallow in the fake hysteria, filth and bile of a prime minister who will lie his way into the history books as our longest serving U.S. government puppetoon.

So fuck you! Fuck you all, you drones, you clowns, you pussy-whipped, forlock-tugging fucken convict offspring.

Drink septic tank water: you fucken earned it! And thank gawd it ain't blood!

Smiling as the shit comes down...
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    · 19 years ago
    Jesus, Agitprop, we're in the minority. From what I hear, Oz fucktards are leaping over each other to be first to suck on Uncle John's international septic tank water. They want to pay top dollar for it as well!
    A dollar! - Oz suckholes suck anyone/anything, and they pay you!
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    · 19 years ago
    When is Anarchy going to come to Ayustralia? I'm just waiting, so I can impose my eternal reign over you Aussies. You can't get us, we have guns, and you don't. You can't stop us, we have guns, and you don't. You Ausies look like fat white castrated rabbits waiting to be farmed for flesh, fur and bones.
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    · 19 years ago
    Ain't gonna be no violence in Australia without weapons. Whatcha'all going to do? Have a great big "punch-out" to demonstarat against your slavery and servitude to your almighty government?

    YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD IN THE WATER, DONE, FINISHED. Just be good slaves now, 'cause that's all you can do. Might as well be drunk, fat and lazy - that's your ownly form of rebellion now.

    Control Guns, Enslave People.
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    · 19 years ago
    Cause I want some of that shit.

    Too late to do anything about climate-change. We is screwed.
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    · 19 years ago
    Catholics can't join?
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    · 19 years ago
    Your rage is understandable, Agitprop, but unhelpful. Ricardovitz, you are an accomplice to terrorism and deserving of a few years at your beloved Guantanamo in solitary confinement. But be assured, people: the days of the Bushs and Howards of this world are coming to a close.
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    · 19 years ago
    That's a novel idea. Where do I sign up?
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    · 19 years ago
    Yugo you got it back to frontwise; to save the planet less people are needed, ergot: more humens must die and the planet will be that much better off.
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    · 19 years ago
    Are you saying the world is a woman? Where's her cunt then?
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    · 19 years ago
    I have had some modest success in making recalcitrants "straighten up", but I must admit failure on the "fly right" part.
    - Vlad (Impalers Anonymous)
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    · 19 years ago
    Well this hippie bitch gaia will need to be fertilised right?
    Where is the intergalatic penis to do the job?
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    · 19 years ago
    We call it the Sun. The Sun makes her womb fertile and allows us all to live.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    So the sun has a womb and a penis?

    You fuckin hippies are nuts!
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    · 19 years ago
    No matter how you look at it, good old Mother Earth is fucked!
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    · 19 years ago
    And don't forget to publish it on XenoxNews.
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    · 19 years ago
    I don't get it. What does Joe have to do with Aristotle or Plato or
    Jesus blood?


  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It was a joke. Mother Earth fertilized by Father Sun = fucked. Get it? Okay, I'm sorry...
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    · 19 years ago
    What about the moon? DO they get some sexual satisfaction? Just cause they is spotty doesnt mean they wouldnt mind a little booty every now and then.
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    · 19 years ago
    This thread has unravelled. The subject has been subsumed by waffle. I urge all posters (postees?) to re-read this article and get a grip on something other than their genetalia.
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    · 19 years ago
    I just gave Joe a call and he says he knows nothing about any of this.
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