SEEN KIM LATELY?

Love is a many splendored thing...


Kim, I have it from the weasel's mouth itself,
that John wants you back!

He says that all is forgiven and Peter and Tony
will stop making unkind jokes about - "no ticker"
and "jellyfish" and "windbag".

His little fling with Kevvie has gone sour, and
he misses you terribly!

Have a heart Kim, make-up with John, come in from
the cold and help with the reform process.
Then it will be just like the good old days, won't it?

.oOo.


http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/
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    · 19 years ago
    Don't worry Mr Chato, our great PM will deal with this latest leftie upstart in his own good time. Just like he did with the last Labour loser you all loved: Mark Latham.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
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    · 19 years ago
    Is Mark Latham a back door man?
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    · 19 years ago
    A man for the hour. Iron bar Mark will fix us all up.
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    · 19 years ago
    Perineal, yes, an area of the body just begging for excision. Did I tell you about the time I transplanted the aforesaid region to replace a cancerous lower lip? Unfortunate simian modification of the features. But wholly scientifically successful, I assure you!
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    · 19 years ago
    Mr Digger, I agree Mark was a bit alarming, but surely John is too old now - even for a NWO glove puppet. Don't you think? It always shocks me to see the volume of froth of dementia that gathers on his lower lip. It would be kindest just to put the poor old duffer down!
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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