PM STRICKEN BY PARASITE INFESTATION

Chato 14 July 2006 1 minute read

Doctors sickened by awful proctology report.

An emergency colonoscopy ordered by the taxpayer
funded doctors of the plucky little Pathological
Malignancy, revealed the source of the parasitic
blockage in the regal intestines of the father of
the stern but fair Howardland.

Deeply penetrating the aristocratic arsehole
and rectum of the little national treasure,
was seen a bunch of the most godawful, wiggling
parasites you could imagine.

It seems that all the Labor state premiers have
discovered that living in the arse of the world's
greatest parasite is the nearest thing to Heaven,
and they have all become fat, bloated residents
of the PM's stinking bowel.

The PM's chief proctologist, Dr. Longfinger,
gave a gloomy prognosis:-

"I have never-ever seen a worse case. The only
way we could possibly remove the state premiers,
is to blast them out with dynamite!"

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Shaun Newman · 20 years ago
It is becoming more and more difficult to seperate Labor from Liberal the only discernable policy difference is "If we win we will rip up these IR laws" which is very important, however "the invisible man" Beazley is the first Oppisition Leader I can remember, who hasn't opposed. The ALP needs to stop being a de-facto Liberal Party, rid itself of the AWU scruge that controls it, move back to the "centre" of politics, and begin by representing their once core supporters, working families. Unless and until this is done, they will remain in the political wilderness, and rightly so. This country needs a party who will represent the 2 million low paid workers in this nation, if the ALP continues to ignore this section of the community, eventually a new party that is prepared to do so will emerge.
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