THE SECRET IS OUT!

OZ PM owns up to his real
feelings about the national
interest. "NOTHING I do or say is
in the national interest!
Did you hear me? NOTHING!"

yelled Uncle Suckhole, the
father of the increasingly
putrid Howardland.

"I can say that now, because
there is nothing you can do
to stop me, and I don't give
a stuff what you think!
I will say what I want,
I will do what I want, and
I will get what I want.
I hate you all!"

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