Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots

Australia’s Chief Medical Officer has admitted that about half of all the infections in Australia since the start of the pandemic have occurred this year, in the past fortnight!

As we were warned, there were more than 145,000 more Covid-19 cases recorded nationally as New South Wales rapid antigen (RAT) tests are finally added to the “official” statistics (Remember the previous NSW premier, Gladys B’s declaration of “Green shoots”!). This morning NSW reported a total of 92,264 new infections, now including 61,387 RAT results (backdated to 1 January) as well as 30,877 PCR results, 2,383 hospitalisations and 22 more deaths. But you can bet the actual infection rate is a lot higher than the current NSW premier or the Pentecostal prime minister will ever acknowledge.

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Australian PM Pastor Moronscum

Queensland has recorded its deadliest day in the pandemic, with 6 more deaths and 14,914 new cases but for some bizarre reason is scrapping its border entry requirements that have helped avoid the explosive nature of the virus that is ripping through neighbouring NSW. Worse still, that egregious creep Scott Morrison PM has announced widespread easing of close contact isolation rules.

Of course! Move the goals posts, change the label! Bloody brilliant decision as the virus spreads in Australia at an unprecedented rate after two fucking years of whack-a-mole.

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Of the 37,169 new cases reported in Victoria, 16,843 were from positive rapid antigen tests. There were 25 more deaths. The ACT has recorded 1,020 new Covid-19 cases today but this does not yet include results from at-home RATs. Tasmania recorded 1,100 new cases, South Australia 3,669 new cases. According to AAP, the Northern Territory has reported 550 new COVID-19 cases as it relaxes testing requirements to reduce PCR queue lengths and waiting times for results!

WTF? I mean, seriously!

Restrictions and lockdowns discarded, virus out of control, hospital system buckling, businesses shutting down, workers too sick to work, supermarket shelves empty, economy plummeting and lives in turmoil. Almost half of all workers in the transport industry are ill with the virus or isolating. Death rates in private-for-profit aged care facilities – for which the federal government is responsible – are among the highest in the world and a main chunk of all Australians who have dropped dead because of Covid-19.

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Today’s lottery results

Australian Medical Association vice-president Chris Moy reminds us that the NSW government ‘basically accelerated into the Omicron wave, the wave was entirely predictable’. Yep, the cretinous politicians in charge who think they know better than health experts have let this virus run rampant. Pastor Disaster Morrison and Opus Dei Perrottet must be fucking ecstatic! With everything going to absolute shit it must mean Jesus in on his way back! God swill!

Cripes, the Middle Eastern Nazarene better stay well away because if he lands in Australia the government will lock him up as an illegal immigrant.

Bring on the federal election! Better still: bring on 2023! Even better, bring me my vodka!

xn banner everyone

 

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    · 4 years ago
    Ah ha! We can see now what is going on here. This Max Gross is clearly a Russian disinfo bot/paid stooge/traitor! Much like his fellow traveler in online extremism, Jeremy Corbyn, it seems Max has a penchant for Russian headgear. Headgear that my OSINT has found can only purchaser from a small Millinery Shop in Tolstoy Street, just off the Nevsky Prospect in Leningrad!

    Much like how Trump won the election back in 2016, Putin and his cronies are spreading their tentacles of misinformation ever wider, and are now targeting the bastion of democracy in Australia. The Muscovite puppet-master is eyeing off the 2022 Aussie Election and is causing chaos and COVID mayhem!

    Sanctions! I am calling for sanctions and perhaps a drone strike on the purveyors of this democracy destabilising nonsense!
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    · 4 years ago
    Sorry Elliott. I think you have got it wrong there. From my perch in Canberra I have spied that this Max Gross is in fact a Chinese plant. He is part of wide spread online anti-Aussie, and anti-Freedom, cabal of CCP wannabe lovers. Max and his cronies are based in a tent next door to the camps of Urumqi, and they are pumping out all this disinfo about stalwart freedom defender PM ScoMo.


    These damned fiendish Chinese will stop at nothing until they destroy our freedom and democracy!
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    · 4 years ago
    I want a hat just like that. I will put it on and then a N95 mask, march down to the Lodge, and by God I am gunna I ram this fucking RAT right up that born again Christian fuckwit Morrison's arse!

    And then. The lion will lay down with the lamb.

    Cunt.
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    · 4 years ago
    I've been around a while. Survived drought, fire, and rain. But this COVID is paring me to the bone! What with the worry about the kids getting it, or the neighbour, or the hubby, or god forbid it meself. But I have been thinking about it for a while and I reckon i have come up with a solution.

    Ban the Chinese.
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    · 4 years ago
    Damn straight, Iris.  Git rid of them Chinese bastards.  'N git rid of that Xi Jinping. How come Australien's gooberment ain't put a hit out on Xi Jinping???  How come he still 'life???  How come thar tain't NO ONE who can stuff a big 'ol fat rocket up Xi Jinping's asshole?

    What this here world of ours needs is a leader, a REAL LEADER who is will'n tar round up Xi Jinping 'n that fat boy, Kim Jung Un, 'n throw 'em in Gitmo.  Sints they like onetheother so much, what we is plann'in is to sell of a kidney, testacle, nipple, eyeball, nostril, arm, leg and other nefarious body parts off each of 'em 'n then sew Xi 'n Kim tagether.  Then, we's gonna drill a big 'ol pussy straight up the middle of 'ol KimXi 'n make a Anime series out of KimXi.  Win win fer everyone.  KimXi git to be close to one 'nother.  'N the world gits a cute, fat Anime character KimXi, 'n needy folks git some chink-made organs.  Yessiree, that's my plan.  Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister in 2022!!!
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    · 4 years ago
    Farctate.
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    · 4 years ago
    Yes. Define the World with that one word.

    Ferkatke
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    · 4 years ago
    What was Trump's word, covefe or something? Mighty close to Covid it was. Maybe a prediction
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    · 4 years ago
    Wake me up when its all over
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    · 4 years ago
    @Fecund Fanny The honeymoons over baby. Never gunna be that way again.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Looney Les If it wasn't for Trump we might still not have a vaccine. Fauci had said it would take 3 to 5 years to develop but the self proclaimed "Father of the Vaccine" says he pushed the FDA to get it out within 9 months:
    &t=57
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    · 3 years ago
    “You’ve got the best part of 100 million to half a billion people in the world who are very changed in their capacity to respond to viruses,”

    Old mate Anthony Leonardi vindicated:
    https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2022/11/07/COVID-Reinfections-And-Immunity/
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    · 3 years ago
    One factor links all these supposed 'immunologists'. They are Itais! Can you believe in any science that comes from that shithell country? I don't!
    Any fucking way. We cured this shit already: https://www.xenoxnews.com/science/studies-and-research/3341-xenox-me-this-doctor
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