I VOTED FOR THE RED PILL CAUSE IT’LL BLOW MY MIND

Long time since I pulled the lever. If I was giving politics any thought it was only on which hole we vote to fuck tonight.

 

Mine or his.

 

The ship swayed in the breeze and the dolphins followed the prow of the bow. My pecker was tinged red and brown on account of the Cap’ns brown nosing ways.

Happy to be sailing the sea. Shooting the breeze. Talking cock and nonsense with the boys.

 

The Good Ship Venus

 

Not much else needed.

 

We eventually landed in Charlestown, Carolina. What a shithole. Like all of America, it was full of self righteous bullshit while fucking the black nanny in the backshed.

The lads trod on shore. No whores, no fun, no money.

 

What a gawdawful country it was.

Glad to get back on deck the next day and we headed south; back to our little patch of poofta heaven.

 

This Cap’n never wore a nightie. Liked his lads bare ass naked.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    After reading this I am inspired to write a book. "101 Days of Sodom"

    Actually. Fuck that.

    I am gunna live it; and report back the good news here.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Better invite Ricardovitz to the party. I hear he likes it piggy back style. Sooo-weeeeeeee!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    i dont trust the sea.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    I've floated my boat all over the bland blue oceans of the world and I've never had the good fortune to run into a tub full of poofs.
    Most nights I had to entertain myself; twanging the wire and spitting out my remains into God's seas. Maybe that fish you're eating gobbled it down ;)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 9 years ago
    @Tiny&loony Tim Waiting for the report.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 8 years ago
    @Dateless in Delaware Yes. Tell us lad how the goid times were.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 months ago
    @Poofy Pete Still waiting... Maybe it was "101 years of Sodom"
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