AUSSIE ABOS CHROMING THAR BRAINS...

White Australians 've long pondered on why Abos ain't too smart and do crazy stuff. Well, boys and girls, researchers is real close to gettin this all figured out. They done discoverdd that one of the major health and social issues facing young Abos in Australia today is the snortin of volatile solvents. The substance of choice for teen abos in rural and remote regions of the country is what y'all call "petro"l (fer reguloar white folks, that thar's "gasoline"), primarily because it cheap and can be stole easy, and the rapidity of "Abo Crazy Brain" its inhalation produces. While the number of individuals using petrol as an inhalant constitute a tiny proportion of the overall Australian population, it's a heap larger fer the Abos.(Carroll,1977:17).

Researchers have pondered "why"? Cain't reckon on why no normal person of thar species Humana would fix ta killin off thar brain cells, specially when they ain't got as many as normal folks ta start with.

There have been some sporadic surveys and government enquiries, but little socially- there ain't been no good data commin from these here gooberment studies funded with yer tax dollars. And, you might think a spell then ask "why ain't they got thar answeres"?

Well, it's cuz ain't no one out thar want to tell you boys and girls thar truth....cept Ricardovitz. Yep, I been tellin folks truths fer as long as I can remember, and ain't no one want ta know thar real truth 'bout nothin. But, that dern't make no nevermind. I'm on a truth mission, and here it is. Abos ain't got much mentally goin on fer them; they can't do what Ero-Aussies can do; can't keep up mentally and whatnot. And, them commie union whores done taught them that good old hard hard work and physical toil is beneath them - taught them how to be all upity 'bout doin labor. So, Abos ain't got nothin to do but to chrome thar brains by huffin petrol and whatnot. Makes em feel good and they ain't got to do no hard work, that they's been taught is beneeth them, cuz the gooberment done pays yer tax dollars to them fer all kind of goodies - food, water, shelter, cloths, and whatnot.

This means that gooberment policy (for example, whether to criminalise drinkin gas fumes thru yer nose) and health education efforts (like regular folks gotta be taught not to drink gasoline thru yer nose?) have been hampered by scanty and ill-informed lying poloticians. Yer politicains ain't got no backbone - dern't want to call a gas-sniffin spade a dumb do-nothin junkie.


Y'all think otherwise............then lay it out so's we can have an intelligent discussion.
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    · 16 years ago
    You are a pathetic fucktard mate. Go dig a very deep hole in some unstable ground and jump in.
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    · 16 years ago
    What is a Ero-Aussie? An aussie with the horn?

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    · 16 years ago
    This prick is scared to death of anyone with different coloured skin. Typical lame paranoid creep who only comes out with his psychosis in the anonymity of the net.

    Go and talk it in the streets pissant.
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    · 16 years ago
    Readers of Eros magazine - Australian edition?
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    · 16 years ago
    Er y'all tryin to gasslight me? Them Anarchyists done removed my article - but, here it is. It was gone. But, now it aint. Somethin ain't right here.
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    · 16 years ago
    Mt Ricardovitz, apparently a citizen of the USA, is clearly not a well man. I suspect his mental state may in fact be a result of the "chroming" of which he writes.
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    · 16 years ago
    Ricardovitz is an example of all that is fucked up in our species.
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    · 16 years ago
    What is wrong with a bit of chroming? It is cheap, and an egalartarian way to get high.

    I'm all for it !
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    · 16 years ago
    See thar, jiggaboos - whitey done want y'all to chrome yer brains out. I ain't for it, nosirree. That'd be down-right racist. I dern't wish no bad nevermind on nobody. Gotta preserve thar lower species and what not - that thar's what a good steward of the enviroment 'd do. Gittin all giggy 'bout Abos chromin thar brains is perpitratin animal cruelty. That' ai9nt right.
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    · 16 years ago
    Is this of any relevance here you numbskull Ricardovitz?

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