Xmas Cheer as Satan Brings the Bacon home!

Our prayer this Xmas is that the horny one will blow a load over our small embittered lives.


Look what I got for Xmas!

I've had it with church. I've had it with morals.
I want something that makes me dick stand hard this Xmas. Satan has the gift.

The promises of the baby messiah are pure nonsense; better for me are the lies of Lucifer. Buy my soul Satan, I'll sell it for a whore or two. Anything better than this shithouse I am in now.


This is my dream. My living nightmare. That this one will fuck me.

On my Xmas tree I stuck a naked angel, a buxom cherub. My tree baubles reflect the holy trinity; cunt, crack and her anus.


What your rectum will look like once I’ve finished with you.

Hey Satan I'm on a winner now...

Time to bring home the Bacon brother, my head is on the floor and hell is fast by the door...
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    · 18 years ago
    You can have a boner and be a committed Christian. You just have to marry the girl in question.

    Cheers

    Perfect Pete,
    Utah
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    · 18 years ago
    So what did Santa, sorry, Satan bring you this time?
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    · 18 years ago
    A parson in a bear suit.
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    · 18 years ago
    I didnt get to fuck Santa but I pinned one of his elves from behind. What a godawful mess I made!
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    · 18 years ago
    No, No, Herr F. You must have meant "suck Fanta" because the other thing is unthinkable!
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    · 18 years ago
    Imbibe that hated Nazi elixir? Never!

    Maybe I confused santa with the easter bunny? After a few drinks and a pipe full of Ice I am known to be slightly disorientated.

    Herr Fruityfinger
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