EPIDURAL ROMANCE - FUCK I NEED DRINK

Meet Maria, she with a full bodied voluptuous figure. I have a rakish handsome, with hair to boot.
'Twas on the desert sands we met.
Now goddamn it; get me a drink.

It was her pants, her pants that drove me wild.
I was afraid that she might have left the room.

My third eye stood to attention and addressed the throng:

"I've told you my story, now tell me yours..."
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    · 21 years ago
    Don't you meet "twat on the desert sands"?
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    · 21 years ago
    I WAS AT HOSPITAL. in bed.
    i called for the nurse.
    desperately, for my bowels were about to empty.

    but alas, she did not hear the call...

    i was swimmin' in it!
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