A Grand Unified Theory

“Only by defining nothing can we define something” Einstein

 

There you go. So simple, even a child could understand it.

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Y'all dern't know nothin 'bout unification theory, 'n physics, 'n whatnot.

    I got yer Unification theory right here, boys and girls - GOD! This here universe wern't jest created by God, but it is God. Its a livin breathin thang, 'n we tain't but a bunch of vacuoles 'n lysomes in some cell on a nat's ass.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Oh no! We's are inside Gawd!
    Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Someone light a torch!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Do not, I repeat, do not do that!

    The bowels of our Lord are filled with the stench and flammable gas only a self-righteous non-farting God could have. Any spark and the whole shit house goes KABOOM!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Another view for your consideration. take 2.

    Fuck me Rae

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    So no Big Bang at the start instead a Big Wazoom at the end? Is that what he is saying? In 2012?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    So is it 2012 for the end of the world now? I always thought it was 1999...

    Dickheads.

    Dr IP Freely
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    1999 was the big party
    2012 is the big grind
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Let's call it the big churn.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Call it having the horn and wanking.
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