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Well what has satirical journalism come to? This is a sad day for Xenox News. Where are the keen insights typically displayed in the fine stories usually published here? LordyLordyLordy indeed.

Eze 27:31 And they shall make themselves utterly bald for thee, and gird them with sackcloth, and they shall weep for thee with bitterness of heart [and] bitter wailing.

Yair mate, and they can stick a bit of good old Ezekiel up the back passage and see if they can "catch some fire" with it.
What a pack of miserable wankers! Hope they go to God before they can vote for The Turd.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Deu 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

Matthew 3:16
And lo Jesus walked out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for 20 years.

Flim, I must correct your erroneous assertion, it was NOT the GRAden, it was the GARden.
And THEN he fucked himself stupid - and why not? As long as he paid Caesar the GST...

except for the "then"... it is ye olde english y'know.

What's the GST to pay on an orgy? A bucket of semen to Honest John?
How would you measure it? What about pathogens? Spoilage? Adulteration?
What cunt said GST simplified things?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Luk 18:20 Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honour thy father and thy mother.

its a biggun. Lazy minded religion worshipper bring your mind to my stone. It has intricacies beyond your fairy tale friends.
That book you quote mindlessly; where is it from? It is from man. And so must be tainted with the original sin.
The original sin.
Was when I put my pecker into a woman.
What a crazy God you have - he will not allow you to fuck.
Where as I am endowed with reason, I can tell you that it is jolly good to root. Just don't let the bitch hang around to long after you come.

My stone has truth. Feel its ruffles and fissures. My stone is mighty big. You might as well worship it instead of your fool on the cross.

Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Gen 16:2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

Sure he didn't say foul of the air, or fouling of the air.

Unfortunately the predominately christian countries have created technology and supported governments who are 'fucking the land over'.

There is the good of your book.

That would let you fuck your maid cause they had a headache.

The locusts greedily breed, and the locusts greedily feed. Then the stupid bastards starve to death!
I kinda like the sound of that as it applies to human retards.
What's the GST to be paid on mass die-off?
You still can't beat a good old mass-impaling though.
- Vlad

Lev 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man's wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Mar 1:6 And John was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins; and he did eat locusts and wild honey;

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1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."