Real estate agents: Saints or petty property pimps?

They are the bedrock of Liberal Party membership.

I don't know about bedrock, more like bedbugs I think. Labor is somewhat infected also. Lie down with real-estate parasites - wake up with bedbugs.

Here's the bottom line. There are about 6 billion people in the world today. There will be about 12 billion people in the world about 5 years from now.

Global warming is melting the polar icecaps, and coastal land will be going underwater.

Inflation is at about 7%

So, you tell me, which would you rather own:

1. $400,000 US currency
2. $400,000 Stock in US steel
3. 444 ounces of shiney yellow metal
4. 4,000 barrels of unrefined oil or:
5. 30 acres of beautiful, lush green mountain highland all to yourself that you can call your own "kingdom" or subdivide it into little kingdoms that only very very wealthy Chinks can afford in 10 years?

Dearest Trevor, even though you are so far unaware that you are now living in Hell, I would be happy for you to smoke as many dystopian futures as it takes to start you screaming and gnashing your teeth. Of course you will be allowed to gnaw off your feet in agony - your tongue can be chewed to good effect as well. We cater for all torments.
- In the service of The Dark Lord

Trev my good lad - I forgot to ask. Do you want fries and GST with your torment? Of course you will get them, even if you don't want them - stuffed up your nostrils with chilli powder. Thank you for choosing Satan. Have a good day.