Presentation is important

Put the finishing touch on your good work.

Now that you have learned how to shrink landlord's
heads into tasteful primitive art objects, you
will want to give them that professional look. How
about a custom made leather carry bag? Imagine the
gasps of admiration from strangers when you show
them one of your little treasures tucked snugly
inside its own little pouch.

If you are a smart tenant, you would have saved
all those useless scrotums during your many head
hunting adventures. Silly you, if you fed them to
stray dogs! Soon I will give you lessons in how
to convert what is usually considered waste tissue
from landlords, into fantastic high quality
leather pouches.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 years ago
    and beg off my land. Too late now, Tenant - got me a good serf to pay my rent and do my biddin fer me. I give 'em $28 off his rent when I need me some female companionship. He goes down thar mountain into Clayton and gits me what I need.

    Don't need no dumb Geechee Tenant who dern't do nothing but cry and squeel 'bout fixin this nor that.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 years ago
    He makes pooches inter leather product. Any dumb old boy who gutts up my pooch and skins him fer a leather queer-purse is gonna git my other three pooches sicked on him . Here's me sickin one of my pooches on some dumb urban crimeinhole:
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    · 17 years ago
    Darn! I misread the title. I thought this was about the importance of penetration.
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