The planet Earth has been destroyed.

The_Exorcist 10 January 2008 1 minute read

You are now experiencing Hell,
welcome to your eternal new home.

I tried to warn you, but I got a
very good offer from the Dark Lord.

Yes, "free" market economics will
be applied to you losers, just
like in the old place.
We hope to engage the sevices of
non-core Johnny now that we have him
operating as a low-rank demon.

Kevin may rhyme with seven, but
he did not make it to Heaven.

BTW Centrelink is now Satanlink...

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John Winston Whatshisname · 18 years ago
Where is Jesus? I want to see Jesus, and I want to get my reward! Shit, it's hot around here! This is not Kirribilli House, is it?
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On May 15th 1870, Edward Kelly (age 15) was brought up before Dr Heath and Mr Perry in the Benalla Court on a charge of Highway Robbery Under Arms. The prosecution applied for a remand of seven days in order to gather their witnesses. The remand was granted and young Kelly was taken back to the lockup. During the hearing, the court was crowded with an audience who come to watch the fate of the young bushranger. It was described by the press how Kelly would look around the courtroom and smiled with a sense of bravado and he assumed a 'jaunty air'. While in his cell, it was reported that he 'sang like a bird' and evidently considered himself a character to be admired.