14 Characteristics of Latte Sipping Lefties – XenoxNews is full of them!

They moan.

They groan.
They hate Howard and Bush.
They are the latte sipping lefties.

These following basic characteristics define these parasites on our society:


1. Hatred of one’s country.

2. Thinks rights of minorities greater than that of the majority.

3. Instinctive support of anti-American and anti-free enterprise causes.

4. Support for criminals and deviants.

5. Agreeable to immoral and perverted sex.

6. Wants everyone else to listen to their rants – even when the rest of the population have demonstrated no interest.

7. Hatred of those who put their lives on the line to protect all of our society.

8. Anti-Christian and pro Islamofascist.

9. Envy of the successful in society.

10. Hatred of doing a fair dinkum days work.

11. Wants rest of society to pay for their layabout ways at university.

12. Thinks that all criminals are just “misunderstood”, even pedophiles!

13. Rampant cronyism and corruption.

14. Indulges in conspiracy theories to explain why their views have never been taking seriously by the majority of normal citizens.

Know any people who fulfill these criterion? I can think of a few…

Digger,

Cranbourne

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    · 19 years ago
    15. Abuse and Gaming of Legal System

    16. Gun-Banners / Gun-Grabbers.

    17. Proponent of Nanny-State Legislation, like helmet laws, seatbelt laws, laws against self-protection, laws restricting the rights to protect family and country against criminals and invaders.

    18. Ignorang and uneducated and dimwitted

    19. Incapable of logical thought and analysis

    20. DRUG-GUZZLING HIPPY LEMMINGS!!!!

    19.
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    · 19 years ago
    Yawn...

    pass me the blow torch
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    · 19 years ago
    I'm sure I could find some Ratsak(TM) somewhere. Should we put these pathetic whinging right-wing ratbags to death, or just leave them suffer?
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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    · 19 years ago
    Ricky, I don't consider myself properly stoned unless I'm "Incapable of logical thought and analysis" - you stupid or something? Geez!
    - DRUG-GUZZLING HIPPY LAMINGTON (nice with a cup of tea)
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    · 19 years ago
    Hippy, what are you going to put us to death with? Mr. Eric's "blow torch"? Are you going to attack us while on a Meth binge? Or while you are "tripping" on Heroin? Oh, that aught to be real interesting - a Hippy Heroin Guzzling lemming threatening to put "right-wing ratbags" that play war games for fun, have military training, have a philosophy, and have guns to death. Well, just you remember it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.
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    · 19 years ago
    Whine whine winge. Look at me, look at me. I am better than you because of....

    I am safer than you because....

    You are all...

    We can beat you up because of....



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    · 19 years ago
    Typical hippy lemming to concede defeat even before the war begins.

    Welcome to Slavery Orientation, 101. Check your guns, your rights, and your first born at the door. My name is "Master". Your number has been tatooed on your forearm. Any slaves asking questions shall be swiftly executed....or not so swiftly, depending on Master's mood.
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    · 19 years ago
    Mister Ricardovitz, this is a one time offer. Please have a good friend (or even a passing stranger) measure the distance from your anus to your mouth when your head is tilted back. A tape measure may be needed. Post the information on Xenoxnews. Rest assured that if you send accurate details, you shall be impaled in as stylish a manner as the protocols allow. After the celebrations your soft parts will feed my voracious pigs. A rare honour indeed to be the guest of honour at a famous Vlad impaling.
    - Vlad (Baron Vlad von Impalia)
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    · 19 years ago
    39 inches, or 99.066 centimeters, just in case you are a communist. Now that I've fulfilled my end of the bargain, lets see if Mr. Vlad is just a "big talker" hippy lemming, or weather he is the sort that can make things happen.

    I've already posted my address elsewhere. I'll be waiting for your futile attempt.

    I amuse myself with all persons wishing to do harm to me. Give it your best shot.
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    · 19 years ago
    Your best shot at immortality is to be impaled by a professional, Mister Ricardovitz. Harm is an illusion to the ignorant only. You death will be a new life. I shall craft the sharpened stake.
    - Vlad (bespoke impaler to the aristocracy)
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    · 19 years ago
    Cut that out Chato!
    - Vlad
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    · 19 years ago
    Sorry Vlad. I won't do it again - I promise! Are you really a baron?
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    · 19 years ago
    Ricardovitz + Digger

    everytime you leave your disgusting marks on the web - it only goes to show further what complete knobs you two are..

    dont like howard = a latte sippin leftie? is that the best you can do? - fuck off idiots before i come round and push ya head further up your arse... or maybe thats each others
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    · 19 years ago
    Hey Ricky, I didn't know you could count!
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    · 19 years ago
    Looks like I've hit a raw nerve with the latte sippers!
    Can't stomach the truth so they resort to petulant name-calling.
    Don't worry lefties - let the big boys run the world. It is the only way your dole cheques will keep rolling in.

    Digger,
    Contented-in-Cranbourne
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    · 19 years ago
    Digger, surely you cannot resist the siren-call of Iraqistan? Our boys over there need some more retards to line their foxholes with when they run out of sandbags. I suggest you cash in your super and use it to help non-core John to find the hidden WMD. He seems to be having some trouble locating them!
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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    · 17 years ago
    "Ignorang and uneducated and dimwitted"Now I know why I have become a latte- sipper. I am associating with people who can spell.
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    · 17 years ago
    Haha. Shat, I think i got soy on my turtleneck.
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    · 17 years ago
    We thought they'd never end. We'd sing and dance...
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