WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?

EyeOnOz 26 October 2005 1 minute read

Tony Abbott is a senior figure in 70 year old Aussie PM Howard’s government. He is well known as a devout Catholic who is always fondling his rosary under the table.

He is also suspected as being a leading member of the Australian branch of Opus Dei.

So is this what he is wearing under his trousers?

This crude device is worn around the thigh by high ranking members of the sinister Catholic cult. Like a 21st century hair shirt it’s supposed to let the wearer feel the pain of Jesus crucifixion. No wonder that worm Abbott is always squirming around...

Pithy Quote

My English was still virtually non-existent. I had an interpreter ringside, but he didn't have time to translate Johnny Lewis' final instructions as the bell rang for the start of the first round. I thought Johnny had told me to win the fight in the opening round. So I did. Poor Darrell Hiles didn't know what hit him. Bang, bang, bang! It was all over in less than a minute. The victory had certainly come my way much quicker than I had expected. Back in the dressing room, I asked Johnny (through the interpreter): "Why was it so important that I win the fight in the first round?" My trainer just shook his head in bewilderment: "I didn't say that. I told you to make sure you won the first round. You had another nine in which to win the fight!"