President Trump 2024. Can any good come of it?

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The story of Trump is a story as old as America. A renegade who took on the world and won. At least once anyway.

No comebacks in American lives said F Scott Fitzgibbon. But in 2024 can President Trump prove him wrong...

A red robed hero for The Masses

On his arse after the 2020 election. A January 6 protest that went horribly wrong. How can former Presidunce Trump drag himself off the floor for one more fight?

Well to start with he went back to College. Not just any old College though...

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An International School of Knowledge, where he was taught by the Creme de la Creme of the Intelligentsia.

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But current President Biden wasn't just biding his time. He had plans to sink Trump once and for all.

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A cunning fellow, Old Sleepy Joe planned to beat Trump at his strongpoint; The Reality TV Show. And so in 2021 he created the "The Great US President Cook Off"!

Biden got his best Collaborators...

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And boy, didn't they cook up a Storm!

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Trump, never any good as a Team Player, tried his hand as a Solo Chef.

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But his food was distasteful as it looks.

A chastened loser, former President Trump retired to the sidelines to plot his next move.

And where did he go? Why of course he returned to the Heartlands of America. Where he and his Wife looked, listened, and learned.

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 The 'despicables', as Hilary named them, are the wisest of idiots. And by living in their 'Hood, Trump wanted to mine their knowledge. For as the immortal Lux Interior opined:

"... there's more things in Tennessee than is dreamed of in your philosophy..."

In fact Trump was so inspired by Lux he started up a a band.

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With his band of misfits the new Rockin' & Rollin' Trump hit the road again. He'd play anywhere; dives, dumps, and divvy vans. Where ever the voters were, Trump went looking for them.

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Belting out the hits like a 21st Century Elvis. Dressed in white to represent the purity of the American Spirit. Singing from his heart. That black hole of darkness that lies at the core of the American Dream.

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So Sleepy Joe, you better get your team together. Cause President Trump is looking to land a knock out blow in 2024!

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People beware! Evil never sleeps...

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
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    · 2 years ago
    Nicky Goy, ya see that thar big-bearded feller - I do believe he be called Rabbi Rebel - give that 'ol boy a holler 'n put in yer papers fer ta be a associate. If'n you go to a meet'n, say a few heil hitlers 'n declare yer White Pride, they might stich a patch over that thar pecker-pad ware you pecker was 'fore they git tar cutt'n 'n slice'n on it!!!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    Them Eff Bee Eye folks is watch, y'all, boys 'n girls. They specially git a bead on you, Commie Max Gross. Dern't like you none at all, twas what a li'll bird spat in me ear.
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    · 2 years ago
    The FBI? A laughable organisation. In fact since Edgar J passed away it has dwindled away to little more than the handmaiden of whatever idiot party is in power in Washington.

    No Ricky, now you should be scared of the many eyes of the CPC. For I can assure you that, like the Chinese, they are everywhere! I recommend you head back to your shack, lock the door and hide under the bed. Because for sure they want your hillbilly ass on a platter!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    I sure do reckon that Chink, Xi Jinping want my brain-bucket on a platter!!! Cuz, I dern't like that fat, smarmy slant-eyed commie, chimp fornicator neither. Ya go
    'n tell Xi Jinping I'm a gunn'in fer him. Tell that slant-eyed turd burglar I'm sitt'n high up in God's Mountains jest wait'n fer his slimy commie stank-hole to wander up tar my land. I'm gonna meth 'm up real good 'n put that slant-ey tar work in my fields pick'n corn. Its corn season, so Xi Jinping, YOU GO 'N GIT TA PICK'N MY CORN, BOY!!!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Why would the Chinks be interested in your kudzoo infested shithole Ricky? They, and everyone else, would be happy for you to stay stuck up there and wallowing in your filth.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    Donald Trump aka President Karen
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    · 2 years ago
    Only a jello-brain, old shit-his-drawrs, muck-muncher stand in thar way 'o TRUMP runn'n thangs 'gain!!! All Hail Trump!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    As former President Trump gets closer to his goal of crowning himself King of America, the odds increase of him getting popped. Where do you reckon they will get him?
    1. Dallas
    2. Kitchen of Mar-A-Lago (easy to get the fat prick there)
    3. New York
    4. 2025 Inauguration in Washington DC

    Myself I reckon it will be in his Florida hideaway. There are plenty of Judas's in his following willing to Marc Antony him for a few shekels of gold and fame.
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    · 2 years ago
    No need to kill Trump nor Biden as both are essentially brain dead. (Which does make things awkward when meeting a person who supports them. The zombie apocalypse is well and truly upon us.)
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    · 2 years ago
    @Bring out your dead Trump is an affront to 'Democracy' and must be stopped.
    By all means necessary.

    God bless,
    Patriot
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    · 2 years ago
    Here's how I gonna stop Trump, Boy. I gonna send 'm mo money 'n git my werkers tar vote fer him. If they want wat good fer 'em, they do as I say!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    Stick a fork in the Orangeman's ass. You can turn him over cause he is DONE!
    Victory to Kamala is assured. I have seen the exit polls, and from Miami to Seattle, Buffalo to Houston, no one wants that Orange fucker.
    Now get on your knees hillbilly. For all of us hail President Kamala!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Someone stuck a fork in my ass once. Well it wasn't really a fork.
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    · 1 years ago
    Results are in for WI, GA, and NC. Clean sweep for the Caramel Queen Kamala. And if any one tells you different they are either lying or a Putin stooge.
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    · 1 years ago
    Brooklyn Yankee - done toldya you WAS WRONG!!! Trump grabbed them states, 'n handed Horrible-Harris an ass-thrash'n that'd make her limp-pecker husband waller 'n cry like a good-fer-nothin, sperm wast'n homersexual!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    Just 'cuz I gotts a tiny-dick Joo-queer Beard, don't mean I didn't beat Trump's ass. I damn fo-sho won that election! And no old white-man is gonna keep me from ruling over America. I'm getting my own January 6 rioters ready and they's gonna make Trump's insurrection look like a San Francisco queer-day circle jerk.
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    · 1 years ago
    Hey Black-bitch, I voted for Donald Trump - how'd you like my Election Day MAGA pants-suit? https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hindustantimes.com%2Fht-img%2Fimg%2F2024%2F11%2F06%2Foriginal%2FScreenshot_2024-11-06_063819_1730855330506.png
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    · 1 years ago
    @Kamala Harris If you do organise that uprising it'll be the first thing you done that gets my respect. Don't bend over. Fight that Orange clown!
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    · 1 years ago
    FlimFlamMan, I'm tired. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a man with a stiff cock to be with to tell me where we's going to, coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to me. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world...every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my panties...all the time. Can you understand?
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