Is Satan the only deity to promise a “feel good” Universe?

Well compared to the rest of the clowns we are supposed to worship... Look at The Bible:
Old Testament – No fun, just pain and misery
New Testament – Just boring old Jesus
Islam – Don’t get me started with this lot! Just think; no drinking!
Buddhism- Nothing but the void and rotten buttocks from meditation

Whereas those fun-loving Satanists seem to promise some fun for this lifetime, not just in the "next".

What do you think?

Flim Flam Man
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    · 21 years ago
    Zarathustra (the Polish one)
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    · 21 years ago
    What about that chmooley or chawatyl or hayawatha whatshcmuck guy?
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    · 21 years ago
    i remember the feel good universe...
    when you could call a MP a cunt and not have ASIO going thru your garbage..
    when you could call for the overthrow of the Australian Government and installation of Sharia law and not be locked away in solitary for 14 days...
    when you could have fun with garden fertiliser and only get a complaint from the neighbour when you blew down the fence...

    those days are now gone.

    I blame Chato.


    Digger
    Cranbourne
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    · 21 years ago
    This is fucking Heaven mate.
    Howard's Ostrichlia.
    Love it or loathe it!
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    · 6 years ago
    @Anonymous A round headed catholic Zarathustra? I do not believe...
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    · 2 months ago
    I know quite a few people who are clearly off their nut. Crazed narcissists who come across as the everyman, swindlers and psychopaths. But most of the people in those books all come across as self righteous pious people? In the 700,000 plus words of that book how come they never say anything like Jehoshaphat was a fruitcake and totally bonkers even on a good day?
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