MORE NEWS ON THE GROOVING GRANNY...

Sorry dear readers I haven't kept you up to date on what's been happening between meself and the Grooving Granny.

But now she says she is getting a car and might give me a "lift" home. Whaddya reckon; am I gunna get in or what????

Trev

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    · 22 years ago
    Trev? Is that your pseudonym Bill Heffernan?!
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    · 22 years ago
    Dear Trev,

    Exactly how old is this groovy granny of yours? Like, you know she could be a granny at 40 and that aint too bad, you know. Take Pricilla Presley for example. She was a granny at an early age and she don't look too bad to me. Specially seeing as she's had heaps of plastic surgery, you could probably kiss her and eat at the Y at the same time. Kinda like killing 2 birds with the one stone if you get what I mean.

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    · 22 years ago
    I'd reckon she'd be 60 something. keen as mustard I reckon.

    Trev
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    · 20 years ago
    jonny
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    · 20 years ago
    We're sorry, sorry, sorry
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    · 16 years ago
    You fill up my senses...

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    Go gidget go


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    · 16 years ago
    That ain't what I had in mind...

    I thought it was going to be John Denver!
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    · 16 years ago
    Now listen you young no hoper whipper snappers when one reaches the age of 108 there is no peer pressure so just watch yourself there kiddo.
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    · 16 years ago
    You just give me one chance sonny Jim, and I'll insert this finger so far up your you-know-what, you won't walk for a week

    [img]http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/finger_salute_granny.jpg [/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    My Grooving Granny was definitely not like that. She was much more mellow and open to experimentation.
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    · 16 years ago
    Not so horny now, are we Trev.
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    · 16 years ago
    Yes you witch; you have scared all the stiffness out of me!
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