Dear Ricky...

My 17 year old son has taken to wearing his pants "rapper" style. That is, they hang half-way down his arse.

What can I do to get him to dress properly?

Worried Parent,

Greenfields, IL
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    · 20 years ago
    You really should count your blessings. At least he's not dressing like a girl! One sure fire way to get him dress differently though is to start wearing your pants the same way.
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    · 20 years ago
    hey!
    You ain't the real Ricky.
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    · 20 years ago
    Poo jab imposter
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    · 20 years ago
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    · 20 years ago
    Leave the poor little 'tard be. He'll be smashed into gravy soon enough.
    But if he looks like turning out as a Bush arselicker - strangle the silly little cunt!
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    · 20 years ago
    First, I'm assuming that you and your child are white. If not, then your child is just doing what comes natural to his kind, and there's nothing I can do to help. Now. Let's not forget, YOU are the King of your house. Your kid owns nothing. That's right, it's all yours! So, first you take away any money your kid has access to. Next, you take away all stereos, cd's dvd's mp3's Ipods, x-boxes, etc. You sell all this crap and buy him a decent wardrobe. You lay down the law and tell your kid to stop acting like a coon. If he doesn't want to wear respectable clothes in a respectable manner, there are pleanty of naked Africans running around that would be glad to wear the new clothing you just bought your kid. When the kid defaces his clothes, and he will, you take all but one outfit away, drive to the nearest slum with your kid and toss his cloths out the window. Don't forget to take a charitable decution for this on your taxes either. Your kid can learn to keep his one pair of pants, one pair of underware, socks, and one shirt clean. Or he will smell and look like a dirty 'ole mugwamps swamp-rat. If he gives you any lip, you smack him around, and he either lives by the King's laws and thrives, or gets punnished under the King's laws, and life is miserable. If your boy still wants to act like a coon, then dress him like a coon and take him to a Klan rally, and let some of your friends learn him a few lessons in proper etiquette. But, if you live in an "integrated" neighborhood, send your kid to an "integrated" school, and allow him to socialize with people of the dark persuasion, then I recon you really don't give a damn that your child lives the life and looks the part of a gang-bangin slum rat. If the boy still hasn't learnt how to act and dress by the time he turns 18 - release him into the wild with nothing. Either he will end up in prison with others of his kind; or he will clean up his act and make something of himself. Either way, it's a win-win for you; you're done, unless he shows proper aptitude.
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    · 20 years ago
    You're a racist asshole. Please die. BTW, I am white if it makes any difference. You're talking about Klan rallies? I'm surprised you don't show up at those.
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    · 20 years ago
    A Kanadian Whitey who don't give a dern if his child walks around with "rapper" pants hanging down exposing his butt crack. This Kanadian Whitey don't understand that this is what negro "gang bangers" do. The Kanadian doesn't understand that this behavior is learned by negros when they are in jail, looking for some homosexual "lovein". The Kanadian Whitey thinks its just fine and dandy that HIS boy is a running around emulating homosexual negroid prison gang-bangers. And, you're concerned about what they do at Klan rallies? Wake up Kanadian people. Learn who hates you and wants to murder you. Then teach your children not to go around trying to be like them. Ain't that simple enough to understand?
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