#ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late

Our Mr Boxhead. A legend of our lifetime. The Man in the Box has entertained us all with his amazing knowledge and quick wit. But what does he know about the footy...

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Monsieur Boxhead,

Dwayne Russell just described Cam Rainer's successful shot on goal from the 50 as bending late. "It bends late" were his actual words.

Is it actually possible for a ball to bend late or would, in reality, the ball travel through a consistent arc?

Note that the BOM describes the weather conditions as "Brisbane area: Mostly sunny. Light winds."

 

From,

I's Got To Know

 

Dear I dunno,

A bending banana ball? Is this what you are describing? A physical event caused by a ball bending? Whether the air changed its density to allow an unusual ball trajectory?

Shit, I don't know. And I am not sure I care about this pigs bladder getting booted around by a strange cast of characters (Dwayne and Cam?). Here in my Box I chase no balls, and no ball chases me. This territory is 'Sports Free'. The cardboard accoutrement I wear doesn't need the roar of the crowd or the groan of the umpire.

No.

Instead, I will sit with my Box on me head, and my cute filipina girl on my lap, and let the world slip on by thank you.

 

Love,

Foxy Boxy

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