#ASKBOXHEAD - Ants

Our man Boxhead has been on a well deserved vacation in the Nation's Sin City, the Gold Coast. There he has been sunning himself on the beach, and indulging himself as he partied the night away with all the temptations on offer in this new Sodom.

But duty calls Boxy! Time to get off your arse and answer our readers. Today it is Henry...

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Dear Boxhead,

 

It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about?

 

Henry David Thoreau

 

Dear Henry,

Ants you say? Do you think they are busy? They seem to be just wandering around carefree from what I can see. Maybe hoping to bump into some food or a friend as they scurry along. Just like me on my holiday. Hoping to bump into some sweet Filipino lass...

 

Whoops. Sorry, didn't mean to go that far.

 

Listen Harry, you can be busy as you want. Who cares! But if you are feeling stressed from life's activities then stick your noggin into cardboard. I did, and I've never looked back.

 

Yours rested and contentedly,

Boxy

 

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    · 1 years ago
    The perversions of Australia are on show here. Sloth and gluttony in Queensland. And flagrant sexual deviance in the Northern Territory.

    Chairman Xi spare no punishment for this woe begotten land!
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    · 1 years ago
    Forget the ants. It's those worms you gotta look out for.
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    · 1 years ago
    @Hong Kong Harry 中国将把澳大利亚和美国作为殖民地。 我们只害怕里卡多维茨——但你们这些有用的白痴忽视了这个人。
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    · 1 years ago
    @Xi Jinping Oh lookey here! That sista-fucking hillbilly has learnt to use Google Translate.
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    · 1 years ago
    Boxboy - You lick'n fer Philapino lady-boiz? Well, I'll be. Dern't know you is that kinda feller. We call 'em "funny-fellers". Dey act funny. Proally cuz dye liketa get all up in 'nother feller's shitter. Ya aughta stick tar women-folk - dey git somethang 'lot funner tar play with than a nasty 'ol asshole!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    Oh Ricky. Your obsessions with gay sex is obviously an indicator of your sexuality. So stop flippping over your sister and get out of the closet my boy.
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    · 1 years ago
    Is you Box Boy, Lordy??? Me thinks you is. I'm a jest try'n tar have a polite jibba-jabber wid Herr BoxBoy. 'N then there you is - all up in a fancy 'bout anal-fornication. Now, ya know I preach thar Word not to go 'bout anal-fornicat'n with 'nother men. God - he dern't like anal-fornicators, 'n said so a bunch 'o times in thar Bible. Anywhoo, I thank ya git a identaty problem there, brotha Lordy.
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