#ASKBOXHEAD - Covid19 running all thru my brain

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Dear Mr Boxhead,

You have been quiet lately? I hope your health is solid good sir!

Currently the globe is encircled in a fearful miasma of wayward organisms. Oh Dear Boxman can you hear our pleas for a cure? Our cries for a soothing balm? Our lamentations for a pill that we can take orally or otherwise?

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Oh Boxy! What shall we do to get our lives back to how it was?  Is there a cryptocurrency we should deposit our ransom into? A stone idol to which we should sacrifice our first born?

These things worked in the past so why not now.

 

Is it true that this tiny motherfucking virus is a bitter harbinger of our dismal future? 

 

I await your utterances oh Wise One.

 

Regards,

Average Small Businessman Joe

 

Dear Joe,

Yes it seems everyone is in a tizzy about this damn virus. It has really exploded the minds of the good, wise, and the fuckwitted.

 

For example...

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Some say the virus is caused by electromagnetic radiation. Even if you possess only one neuron you would know this is crap. 

 

As for me. My head is encased in a protective shell of moist cardboard. I can sail serenely thru the chaos and misinformation that we find ourselves in.

I see all.

Hear all.

Know all.

 

In regards to your direct queries Joe, here are my answers:

A cure? - Good wine, vittles, and a cardboard cranial encumberage. Seems to have done wonders for me.

A balm? - I quite enjoy a soothing lotion from the Pamir Valley. Preferably rubbed on my privates by one of those wandering Minxes that live there as well :)

A pill? - Not really into drugs mate. Just a frosty one for me.

 

Actually Joe I think I divine your true intention regarding this Covid19 mess. Being a small businessman, ie bourgeois arsehole, I can see your overriding concern is to get your slaves, sorry workers, back at the coalface and making money for you.

Well fuck that prick! Looks like you and all you other tightarse assholes are going to have to grin and bear it a little while longer. 

As you say Joe, this virus is just the start of the shitstorm. And the only cure for this malady? Worker solidarity mate.

 

Yours in a comradely fashion,

Boxhead

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Why the kid gloves, Boxhead? let 'er rip, by gad!
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    · 6 years ago
    Boxy. Dancing on Fire!
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    · 6 years ago
    I'm a gunna take that virus. Dry it in the midday sun. Toast it lightly on a rosemary tinted fire. Baste it with the corn flour. Then jam it up my nose till all the pain runs away.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Piss farewater 'n bow 'em flame throw 'em, 'n git 'em mow'n my fields. Fields 'o green, Workers so brown - make'n me money fer me. I gonna git me more tenants, 'n make 'em pay rentants. fer to work my fields so mean 'n line my pockets with green.
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    · 6 years ago
    @Ricardovitz https://twitter.com/i/status/1273734528217931776 You Ricky?
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    · 3 years ago
    I blame all of this covid and vaxx heart trouble on ciggy packet warning advertising. Every time I have a durry I have to read SMOKING CAUSES HEART DISEASE and the disgusting pictures. The power of the mind and all of that doing more than the smoke.

    Chookas.
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    · 3 years ago
    Thems vaccine got nano-particle devices in em. Lipids canny enter an re-program a cell. Electronics needed for that. Karen told me. Now starts our cyborg adventure. If it don't killt us. Our saviour will be the one who can reprogram the AI. Update the MRNA like done for a ROM. Line up and become supermen. More details soon.
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    · 3 years ago
    Is it true that the Covid mRNA vaccines trigger the body into perpetually generating spike proteins which eventually overwhelm the immune system causing all sorts of disease? Asking for a friend.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Florian No, it isn't.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Your learned Friend Thanks
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    · 3 years ago
    @Your learned Friend Could you please explain what exactly Professor Fukushima from Kyoto University is angry about in this tirade and what is this about nanoparticles?
    https://youtu.be/F2V0PhBf_A0


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    · 3 years ago
    @Florian A nanoparticle can be what ever you want it to be. What do you think it is? A little machine floating around inside you like in the movie 'Fantastic Voyage'? I agree it would be nice to bouncing inside a cosy vehicle with Raquel Welch, but a lipid 'nanoparticle' ain't the same thing. It is just a bubble of fat. As for the 'perpetually generating spike proteins' stuff, the mRNA covid vaccines don't do that. It gets into a few cells where the jab is jabbed and gets them to make the spike for a few days, and that's it. If they were generating spike all the time you would expect the vaccine induced immune response to last forever, but it doesn't does it? It wanes with time, hence all the boosters.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Your Learned Friend Oh Sir! Sir! I know what a nanoparticle is.

    It is what Ricardovitz's girlfriends call his dick.
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    · 3 years ago
    No southern man git no micro-pecker. That'ers afliction of them li'll beenie-warin jew yorkers. Womenfolk knows what I git swing'n 'tween my legs......'n they sure do want it someth'n awful.
    Specially them fatties. Cuz, it take a sausage built like mine tar even find that wet patch 'o fur. This one fatty, Sally, she always try'n tar cook up my man-sausage. I spank her fanny 'n tell her ta go on 'n git. She drop her drawers thrust'n her wet fur in my face 'n beg me ta spank her 'n shove my man-sausage all up in her. I spank that big turd-cutter bright beet-red, she pissed herself 'n grunted like an animal. I took sympathy on her poor soul 'n do as she told. Yessiree, I sure did 'n she say thar Lord love me for it too!
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    · 3 years ago
    My boyfriend/life partner just told me that the latest studies show that people are getting miocarditis from the mRNA vax and that people are dying from it. But hardly any unvaxxed person is getting miocarditis from Covid19. Is this true?

    Are the vaccines more dangerous than the virus?

    Please help.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Florian Oh my goodness. That video has been censored! And the speaker was an esteemed professor. I hope that my question here about miocarditis isnt' also censored. It is all so confusing for us lay folk.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Matthew James Jr. See my answer above Matty. I know it does get confusing when you have the brain the size of a pea, so best to let your betters do their stuff.
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    · 3 years ago
    Phewsh. So the studies he showed me that concluded that mRNA vaccines can cause miocarditis are fake. Thank you so much. I will pass this on to Joel. Great news. We were both getting so worried. xxx
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    · 3 years ago
    YOU GONNA DIE stick'n peckers ware Poo lives!!! What thar hell 's wrong with you funny-fellers not know'n Poo smells like thar Devil, cuz that's GOD'S WAY OF TELL'N YOU FUNNY FELLERS TA KEEP OUT!!!
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    · 3 years ago
    Awww... you just jealous you big hillbilly puffball!
    I know you wanna do it ;)
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