#ASKBOXHEAD - Rats gnaw'n at yer box???

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Dear Boxhead,

Them holes from rats gnaw'n at yer cardboard brains er is they from some 'ol boy usin yo head fer targat practice with 10mm semi-auto death ray???

Rickardovitz

askboxhead

Dear Riky,

As you well know… MY box is like Batfink’s wings. A shield of steel against the evil and danger that lurks in the world. A barrier against the moronic, the morally blind and insane. Within my cardboard cocoon I know all, and see all that is needed. It gives me a life of total freedom, if you will.

As for me little peepholes, I need them so I don’t walk into things.

Meanwhile you keep on babbling and poking your little sista you crazed Georgian Hillbilly fuckwit!

Love and cuddles,

Boxy

boxheaddrinkingbeer

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Freedom of the Box? Is this what our founding fathers craved?
    The liberty to lead a life of freedom?

    Not under anyone's beck and call.

    Creating wealth and property from those inferior to you.

    To be judged by your peers only. And not by the rabid Hoi Polloi.

    Ahhh Boxy. I do believe you are on the path to righteousness.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Did God make a cardboard condom?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 years ago
    I git a song fer ya, BoxEgg:
    Ma head its tarped in a Box. Ma Box is tarped in Abbo-land. A whitey not-nekid 'n a darkey bare as a raccoon's dirty ass. ....... Dern Devil say he hate songs, so I'm quitt'n while I still git one up on thar Devil. I git me a git outa Hell free card. Dern't wanna use it on you, BoxEgg
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Here is a tune for ya Riky...
    "I got me a Hillbilly named Ricky
    And we bend him over and fuck his hairy arse
    Squeals like a Pig, but that's just what white boys do.

    Him and his Sis lived high up in the Clayton Hills
    Thought they was safe till me and the comrades delivered his pills
    Now he's working in our Gulag, and that bum Jesus ain't gunna save his ass"

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    Oh, that is quite a nifty tune Ted!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    Tain't no n*g*e*s up in these lands fornicat'n on a man's anus-hole. They seems ta dissapear into thar night's breeze 'fore gitt'n past Karen's Kracker Kitchen down 'ole 441. I seem ta 'member hav'n some damn fine jerky last time I visited Karen's. Karen says it's her "secret recipie".
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    The only jerky you had you dumbarse sista-fucker, was jerking your little pecker with tweezers!
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