Hey Man in the Box!
Life it seems is one great journey up shit river to the grave. Have you got any insights or beliefs that gets you through the long cold lonely night?
Yours Sincerely,
Carefree Bachelor Days Long Gone
Dear Carefree Bachelor,
Lou Reed passes away. Tony Abbott is PM.
For fuck sake even Edna Krabappel is dead now!
And you want me to give a shit about your mid-life can't raise a fat anymore crisis?
Listen you ponce; I'll tell you only once and that will be it.
Drink a slab. Cut a few holes in the box. Put it over your ugly mug. And shut the fuck up.
Now piss off.
Yours etc...
Boxy.
