#ASKBOXHEAD Atomic Clock - Earth Clock

Dear Boxhead

Can you please explain the whole atomic clock, earth clock and leap second debate in terms that a regular Joe can understand?
Do you think we should maintain this leap second thing and does it mean adjusting the atomic clock, or the earth clock or is there a Greenwich clock or a sun dial that is the master reference?
Maybe everything should be based on Big Ben because that is a clock most people have heard of?
Also do you know if they have to wind Big Ben up with a big key or does it run on batteries?

Allen Ginsberg

 

Dear Allen,

Difficult question for me mate. I’m just a man with his head in a box; not a god damn rocket scientist! But, I’ll give it a go.

I reckon this leap second is just more of this time scam people been running. Just another way they try and steal your time from you. The bastards always seem to be tinkering with it. Lucky for me inside my box it feels like time stands still, or at least it doesn’t pass until I put a new carton on me noggin.

Want to ignore the time scam? Drink a slab and put the box on your head, you’ll have no worries then mate.

As for Big Ben, never seen it, don’t know it, and they can wind it up the fucken Queens arse for all I care.

Cheers,

Boxy

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    · 14 years ago
    Time is an abstract to explain the change, the difference, between what you want and what you need...
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    · 14 years ago
    You want I should bop you with my lolly pop?
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    · 14 years ago
    Jesus, for a sec I thought the header read ATOMIC COCK! Most disappointed!
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    · 14 years ago
    Thems holes look like you git shot by some boolits, boy.
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    · 14 years ago
    I reckon you're right Mr Ricardovitz. A man with his head in a box must have something to hide, I say.
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    · 14 years ago
    yeah your right..
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    · 14 years ago
    Well sweetheart or perhaps base money grubbing entrepreneur bloke type. By spamming on your profile you broke our registration terms and conditions so we had to block your account. I do have to admit that I liked the "Pissup Bus" idea! In fact we might even take it into consideration for one of our summit meetings. And to show that we are not absolute cunts I will even give it a free plug! Only question is can you flush all of the sugar out of the slurpie machine and fill it with vodka, ice and kool-aid? (the type of kool-aid they used on that other famous bus)
    [url]http://www.hunnypot.com.au/pissup-bus/[/url]
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    · 14 years ago
    On second thoughts that fucking bus looks like fucking hell on wheels. Who the fuck would want to join these cunts:

    [img]http://www.hunnypot.com.au/wp-content/gallery/gallery/dscf2350.jpg [/img]

    We might have to stick to our visits to the top end.
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    · 14 years ago
    Best party of my life. I was so excited I nearly broke into a smile and thought I might even begin to chuckle at one stage but alas

    [img]http://www.hunnypot.com.au/wp-content/gallery/gallery/dscf2356.jpg [/img]

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Dear god! A bus load of bogan tragics! Detour, detour!
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    · 14 years ago
    Now now, no need to basket case them all, just the one whose idea it was. FAIL!

    Then again, how many of these blokes are going to vote for Abbott!!

    Hi fellahs; don't do it boys, don't do it. It will feel like you are stuck on that bus forever, and without the girls!
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    · 14 years ago
    Hmm, perhaps these are the atomic cocks?
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    · 14 years ago
    Like super chicken? Per-cock!
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    · 14 years ago
    That would make her a cockette???
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    · 14 years ago
    Coquette?
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