#AskBoxhead #Dalai Lama

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Dear Boxhead,

I have noticed that the exiled Tibetan leader is treated with some respect around these parts. Why is that so?

I mean after all, he wasn't elected, has no business experience, is feted by failed Hollywood film stars, and spouts new age nonsense as some sort of wise words of wisdom.

Why should this clown in a sheet get any respect?

Yours rationally,

Harry Mann

Dear Harry,

I don’t know too much about the Dalai Lama, but he seems an inoffensive old duffer. All he seems to do is swan around the world and hobnob with world leaders and celebrities. If he was doing anything useful for us hoi polloi I reckon the powers that be would have topped him a long time ago...

He does seem to have some sort of mystical side also, which isn’t a bad thing. I too often get the feeling of goodness and mysticism when I’m flat on my back staring up out of my box... The gutter is comfortable and the cardboard is cold and clammy... I feel at home and in peace...


Maybe like how the DL feels after he has banged a few of those sexy Buddhist Nuns!


So Harry, I reckon you don’t have to worry about him. You can file him under “Mostly Useless and Harmless”.


Yours respectfully,

Boxhead

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    That Dalia Lama has nothing on me. How many books has he sold?

    Zilch!

    If you want Tibetan wisdom with the overview of a wise western man then go no further; Lobsang is your Man.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Fuck you all. If Sharon Stone says that the Dalai lLama is ok then he is ok by me.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Yeh Shazza is with Dalai he is must be OK.

    But still question remains; did he fuck her? And if not, isn't it proof that the old cunt is really a silly duffer?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Question for Lobsang...

    I like your third eye. How can I get one?

    Curious religion Follower
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Ha! I tried that me self the other day... Got the drill out and used the mirror.

    Been a bugger to keep the rain out of it since.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    When the yanks arrive they will be able to save you on the drilling part of it.
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    · 14 years ago
    Hey dickhead, I think I found your dog.

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    · 14 years ago
    Tain't warin no box - that thar is a bag. Anywhoo - I want y'all take notice of somethin here - look at that hippy earth shoe hind that doggie. That thar is a sure sign of a good fer nothin bagle-munchin left-bent-moonbat. Dog looks a li'll sissy too, if ya ask me. Tain't git a lick of mean in 'm.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    To Ricardovitz: you should seek professional help for your condition. There are many support groups that may be of assistance. Do not feel you are alone. Treatment is as close as a phone call.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    You think I need help, then? how's 'bout you pay fer it. How 'bout you send me $500 so's I can git started with that:

    Ricardovitz
    1210 Seed Tic Rd.
    Clayton, Ga 30525
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    · 14 years ago
    I'm in the car and on the way Ricky!

    Is this near your place?

    [img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/joomgal_folder/img_pictures/on_the_road_22/hillbilly_ville_20111207_2020122413.jpg[/img]
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    · 14 years ago
    Yup - that thar is 441 turnin onto Seed Tick. Gotta take seed tick some miles fer ya git to me, 'n then drive up a dirt road a spell till ya git to my land. Anywhoo - you ain't too far.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Have you got any pot?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    That seems a likely locale for Mr R alright! Is that a Wal Mart? And is a seed tic anything like a bush tick?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    I imagine Ricky is infested with all sorts of critters like ticks and whatnot.
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