#ASKBOXHEAD# The world is a violent place

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Boxy,

The world seems so angry now. People shot in Norway, Texas, and Spain. And now Amy Winehouse is dead.

Why, oh why, is it so?

 

Confused, Rooty Hill

 

Dear Confused,

May I join you in shaking your head at all the craziness now. Except you can’t see me shaking my noggin as it is encased in a box. Maybe if more people stuck their head in a box we wouldn’t have this trouble. If that Norway nutter had his head in a box he wouldn’t have been so angry; I know because all is serene and peaceful inside my box. In fact I’m oblivious to anything in here.


Except all your damn questions. Always bothering me with your stupid inanities and witless inquiries. Can’t you lot think for your fucking selves?


Christ all mighty!


It’s enough to make a man grab a gun and go out and clean up this stinking world. Take out the trash so to speak...


Hmmm. Relax. All is quiet and peaceful in the Box today.


So piss off and stop bothering me.

 

Boxhead

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    · 15 years ago
    Clearly, even Norway has its share of violent, racist dick heads
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    · 15 years ago
    And don't forget our Parrots! They are splendid.
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    · 15 years ago
    Last I heard, the Norwegian Blue were on the endangered species list
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    · 15 years ago
    Yes, people are shooting it because we think it is Muslim.
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    · 15 years ago
    No, no, no, you're thinking of the Islam Blue. That's a completely unrelated species.
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    · 15 years ago
    The occasional massacre does serve the purpose of keeping the hoi polloi in line. This time it was done with a right wing nutter; next it will be another anarchist protest outrage. Whatever side doesn't really matter; as long as the masses remained outraged against the alleged perpetrators and not against their masters.
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    · 15 years ago
    Wish the demented blighters would just shoot themselves and leave the rest of us out of it
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    · 15 years ago
    Cain't shoot nothin if yer from Australia - that thar Aussie Gooberment done took all Aussie guns away 'n dole the faggity one-shooters out ta rich folks with licenses 'n whanot.
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    · 15 years ago
    We don't need guns Ricky. What we gunna do is shoot our black dicks cum all over your ugly white face.

    And guess what fat boy? You gunna eat it up like sweet dessert! Ya dumb arse hillbilly cunt.
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    · 15 years ago
    I reckon you Alice Springs desert boys might could be the reason yer Gooberment done took Aussie's guns away. Drink'n 'n snort'n gasoline dern't mix too well with shoot'n guns.
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