THE ROYAL WEDDING

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Dear Boxhead,

Are you going to join with the rest of the world and watch the Royal Wedding next weekend?

Happy Camper, Bankston

 

I am sorry to say Happy that I am not that excited by this wedding. It lacks the spark of the Lady Di and Chuck matrimonial extravaganza; or the local connection when Aussie Girl done good Princess Mary got hitched to some Danish two-head.

Let’s face it, Prince Willie and Kate Middleass are a dreary pair. Watching these in-bred scions of the English Upper Class get hitched will be about as exciting as watching paint dry. I hope at least they have some good entertainment for the dinner.

 

Presenting the Wedding Entertainment

Condi banging away on the Ol' Johanna for Willie & Kate

 

No, I think I will be in my Box sitting by the pool and watching the world go by...

Boxhead

Boxhead_by_the_pool_for_the_wedding

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Oh come off it Boxy! This wedding will be a fabulous occasion and we all should be thankful that the lovely couple have allowed us a peek into their most glorious day.

    Makes me proud to be Australian :)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Aren't these two part of that elite structure that caused the GFC and are still being rewarded for it?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    The english royal family owns banks?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Well...nyes
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    · 15 years ago
    More than just banks Snowy. [url]http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/biggestsecretbook/biggestsecret18.htm[/url]

    The bit about whitlam might also be of local interest
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    · 15 years ago
    Lemme school y'all on somethin. Thar English Royal Family ownes all of England - least they did, till they done give it away to good fer nothin tenants squattin 'n farmin on thar land. I reckon If'n I was one of them King Jameses or Richards or whatnot, I woulda cleared all my land of all of them worthless tenants 'n squatters. Woulda shipped 'em on a boat to Afghanistan. England's a beautiful island - bunch a no-good-worthless squatters let all them forigners in, 'n now it's all skunked up.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    I'd rather watch grass grow.
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    · 15 years ago
    I have an idea...

    Lets organise a street party for it. We can also have a beauty pagent at the same time.

    bring your own grog and African friend ;)

    See you there!
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    · 15 years ago
    I hear that Condi is on the prowl for a man and she is whooping it up!

    [img]http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/51758d1191377042-download-sexy-portman-condi.jpg [/img]
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    That's it. I'll have nightmares tonight for sure.
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    · 15 years ago
    Wasn't she one of the sheila's at that Dandenong Beauty Pageant? A South Sudanese hottie for sure!

    Bring her home in the ute for Mum to meet. Not!
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    · 15 years ago
    That Condi has been getting up to no good for years ;)

    Check here:
    [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/TZIPPI-AND-CONDI-GET-TOGETHER-TO-GIVE-EACH-OTHER-A-TONGUE-LASHING.html[/url]
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    · 15 years ago
    I hope ol' Willie get's his willy in and gives Kate a right good rogering on their wedding night!

    And after that i expect to see the blood stained sheets hung over the Buckingham Palace balcony so we all know he got himself a good little girl ;)

    We can't just have any Pommy tramp squirting out our next king.
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    · 15 years ago
    My momma done told us we git royal blood in are line. She claim we is Scot-Irish from thar Bleckley clan. Bleckley's ''n Dillards 'n Duncans 'n Raineys - lots of royal blood 'round here.
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    · 15 years ago
    Ricky the only thing your family and the royal family have in common is that you both fuck your cousins.
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    · 15 years ago
    See thar, flim flam - my line dern't take ta fornicatin like heathen animals. I reckon thar ain't nothin wrong with marryin cousins - been nothin but a normal way ta keep stank-forignen blood outa yer family line. Tain't nothin wrong with it. But, fornicatin with family, er other folks jest fer fornicatin - that is sin, boy, pure sin.
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    · 15 years ago
    Oh wasn't the wedding marvellous! Kate looked lovely in her gorgeous dress and Willie looked like a right Royal sex machine!

    I can't wait for them to visit their loyal subjects here in Oz!
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    · 15 years ago
    Can we vote to have Kate and Willie as our next King and Queen?

    I don't like the other pair, Charlie and Camilla. He is an old fucker and she looks like a shriveled prune.
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