Jesus and Mohamed

Dear Boxhead

Is it true that Jesus got crucified so that Mohamed could become God's prophet?

Pedro McTavish

 

Dear Pedro,

Can you imagine life with your head in a box? Do you think those pompous religious overlords could have any understanding what it is like?

Of course they couldn't!

What my life with my head in a box has shown me is something that maybe Jesus and Mohammed could have learned from. They mightn't have felt so high and mighty with the smell of wet cardboard up their nose for 24/7.

I reckon if old JC got crucified with a box on his head Mohammed wouldn't have needed a horse to ride to heaven! We would have already been in paradise with our pina coladas and 16 vestal virgins!

No need for jihads or baptisms; we'd all by resting by the pool in a cardboard headed bliss!

 

So the lesson is never trust anyone unless their noggin is in the box. To listen to anyone otherwise is plainly a waste of time.

 

Boxhead

 

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    · 15 years ago
    By the pus on my palms this heathen bastard will burn in hell.
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    · 15 years ago
    DId Jesus take a slash? Did Jesus take a bog? Your answers here:

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    · 15 years ago
    I prefer Malcolm X...

    No shily shally...No Sell Out!
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    · 15 years ago
    This man explains the whole ministry/speak thing better than anyone else ever done:

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    · 15 years ago
    I hear the Vatican has Jesus' shrivelled shlong in a glass jar along with other holy relics. With all those bits and pieces maybe they could resurrect him using genetic engineering.
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    · 11 years ago
    I wonder how things would have turned out had someone been there to offer some alternatives to both Mohammed and Jesus: "Look, you can carry on the way you are going, OR, here, why not take these keys, there are five cases of whiskey in the back seat, take off into the desert morning"

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