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I saw it! I saw corn in the pan!Halle-fucking-luya!

Oh this is a good one!The colours swirl and dance... and meanwhile bombs are dropping.It is freedom wrought in glorious technicolour!

At last the ditherers in the Obama administration have done something for human rights and organised the No Fly Zone for Libya. Now hopefully they can use this clout to strike at those other human rights offenders: Venezuela and Iran.As an added bonus it is rather amusing to see the latte sipping lefties in a tizzy about whether to support the NFZ or not. Is human rights that hard to understand? To bone heads like Pilger, Chomsky, and Gross it seems so!God bless and may freedom arrive to Libya soon!Patriot

Is that guy in the box one of them Pentagon sock puppets?

Lemme school y'all 'bout some stuff:1. England done sent all thar derilicts half-way 'round thar world, 'n down under the equator cuz yer grandaddy's is criminals 2. Them Limey Brits know thar's a whole heap 'o no-good God-hatin heathens in places like Indianesia, Japland, ekcetra, 'n twas a right-fittin place fer evil minded folks.3. In the good part of this here world, whare I hail from, we know better than ta build Nucular Bombs 'n whatnot ontop of earthquakes. We know better than ta build our houses down next to Tshunamis. That ain't smart, 'n that thar 'ol boy Darwin - he take care of dumb folks.

Dont worry Ricardovitz...me knackers are as big as melons now anyhow!

This here is what y'all Australiens is gonna look like when them Jap X-Rays float down yer way. BETTER GIT YER NUKE PILLS - POTASSIUM IODIDE. I reckon it keeps yer goiters from growin thar size of wattermellons.

Want to know what's even more rational? Indonesia will still go ahead with plans to build a Nuclear power plant:[url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/SEAsia/Story/STIStory_645763.html[/url]Makes you feel real safe...

Rational? Like constructing a swag opf nuclear reactors in one of the most geologically unstable and volatile locations on the planet! Fuck that. It's St Patrick's Day tomorrow. I plan to drown my sorrows in Glorious Guinness. And leave tthat fucking lethal yellow poison in the ground where it belongs you nongs!

Poppycock Davo. The Saudi forces have been invited by the legitimate government of Bahrain to assist in returning political stability and order to Bahrain. It is well known that the 'protesters' are being funded by Tehran and also have links to Al Qaeda. This rabble isn't after democracy, what they want is a Islamofascist state like one run by their masters in Tehran.Decent nations of the world should back the moderate leaders of Bahrain as they battle these extremist guerrillas who are trying to overthrow one of the West's strongest allies in the region.God bless,Patriot

Mate, this just shows you what a pack of gutless, brutal frauds run the world. Watch them rubbing their hands together as the Saudi army (WTF?) and Emirates coppers (???) invade Bahrain at the request of the royal fucking family running Bahrain for the US 5th Fleet. Yeah sure, the Yanks never whispered a word the ears of those rotten pricks. They dont give a rats arse how many people are killed or tortured. Democracy? Pigs bum you bastards!

Damn looks a little like late night boxhead! Scaary

What is that skeleton doing on the left? Looks a little like a boxhead! How do you expect me to sell these things!?

Seems like the lights have dimmed and the brainstrust has thought their way through to another dimension.I say it is....TRANSFORMATION TIME!

I say:Suffer in your jocks nips!

Y'all better git ready fer all them Japs ta flood Australia's shores like a Tshunammi! They gonna make slaves of you folks. Why? Cuz, thats what Japs is good at.

Sorry for THe TYPOS like THe REEFER MADNESS TYPO.Guess the REEFER MADE ME MAD.PEACE

THe Wealthy Elite have Been RULING for many Years.THe GAP however was never SO BLATANT. and HUGE.The Goldman Sachs BONUS TRAIN That was FEULED BY TARP CASH with AIG as CONDUIT is the Straw that made many CITIZENS Pay attention..The MOST Lucrative Move was when THe Dodd Frank Acr made Their Derivatives an Exclusive Club with a Clearing Hoiuse controlled by THE WEALTHY Elite.THe Middle Class has been Systematically Eliminated and the Well Paid White Collar MBA CLONES who have THEIRS can Care Less if The World Around them is controlled by the corporate GODS who have WELL PAID Cronies that will fight for their SLIMY existence.Then FEED the Discourse Machine with lies and deceit just like the LIES and DECEIT that rwefer madness is.That too was a Campaign started by using hate and Racism as a Wedge along with Social Discourse.The Sad Facts are that THE WEALTHY ELITE have us BY THE BALLS.OUCH !DogEatDogma.blogspot.com

I thought that everyone now thought that Julia was the Woman of Steel after her sycophantic US senate spiel. Her Howard style whimpering and tail wagging infused with gratitude seemed to suggest a nice deal was organised a short while before.

We were warned about the Green menace and now it is obvious they have PM Ju-liar Gillard under their control!What a mess; the ALP are going to inflict a massive tax on us all because of some greenie end-of-the-world nonsense.Fair dinkum aussies won't stand for it.On yer bike Ju-liar! Let the big boys back in charge.Digger,Cranbourne

10 year celebration weekend...get stonedget stiffget flying!

Xenox News: Fighting for having the horn and wanking

I've been fighting for the horn all of my life.

Quite good especially as the shirt could be worn by both men and women. And you could also do "I fucked Jeannie" for the homophobes?

I didn't read it properly first time...I thought it said "I fucked a Genie", then I started to think of Major Nelson...and cocks in bottles...veiled girls...wobbly bellies but no navel...braided collars and hot headed Roger...the B&W TV and the rubbed raw carpet... smell of dogs hair, the couch piled high with the washing and last nights empties...Yeh, "I fucked a Genie"

Dern't know what kinda whales you boys think I got 'round here>?/ Mostly jest trout - no whales. Trout 'n catfish.....mostly corn-fed fer turoists that ain't no good at fishin thar own meals up outa rivers 'n whatnot.

Cypherpunk nitroglycerin[url]http://m.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.php?c_id=2&objectid=10710269[/url]

'thar'is that like 'thar she blows'?Do they have whales in your backwoods Mr Ricardovitz?

If'n you was livin 'round here, all we'd do is make you ware that thar shirt.

That thar's a sheet of tin I use fer roofing.

Not sure if I have anal leakage or was that a wet fart? Is that the same thing? Will the corn flour help?

In my professional opinion there are a few mixed messages in that slogan. For wider appeal why not consider:"I'm a greenie. What are you going to do about it redneck?

Why not change it to:"I'm fucking a greenie. And they are sucking my redneck cock."It would make it much more civilised.

Dunny door. Sideways. After puking out last nights bottle of Smirnoff and Pizza

Just relax man.... and go with the flow

Will you cut that out! It's giving me a migraine!

Yep - I done fergit 'bout this. Some 'ol boy say I dern't love my enemies!!!! 'N Jesus say in Matthew 5:43: "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you"But, Jesus - he dern't say nothin 'bout how I gotta love my enemy. He don't say I cain't kill 'em. I can love 'em 'n kill em - and I am fulfillin God's prophecy. I can love 'em 'n torture 'em - 'n pray fer thar souls when I'm done, if I wanna - "n I'm stilll gonna be right with God. All I git ta do is love 'em. "n I do - I love 'em real good, specially when thar souls is sent down wayward to thar Devil. Jesus Christ wern't no namby pamby cowering coward. See, he know jest what I'm sayin, cuz I know jest what He was sayin.

Then I dern't know what that thar fella is askin fer. 'n why you think she's a she? Anywhoo, speak'n ayrab ain't somethin I do. Ayrabs sounds like bunch of bucks horntin 'n yelpin when they's git a doe's smell 'round em. How am I sposed ta figure out what them folks is sayin?

She is not asking what you know. She wants you to translate the article then you hillbilly dimwit.

I dern't know nothin 'bout Ayrabs blowin up kangaroos. No siree, ain't heard nothin 'bout that.

Floor tiles with light coming under door. .... either that or world trade centre.

I'd say it is having the horn and wanking

Spot on Max. In this new era of mass communication the USA has been caught with their pants down revealing them clearly as the biggest terrorist organisation around. Time is up, behold the decline.

Mr Ricardovitz you seem like a clever fella. I just was sent this terrifying document:[url]http://palestine.assafir.com/main.asp?eid=11[/url] It seems some of them Muslim-arabs want to blow up our kangaroos!Can you translate it for me?Love,ex_pauline

Mutants unite!

Now, gitt'nm back on what that thar gooberment stooge, Max Gross is talkin 'bout. Condi Rice - she was thar only smart n*g*e* gal I ever seen. I rally do think that God sent her from Heaven ta git Americans right with bein't on God's side. I ain't got no idea why he colored here n*g*e* like he did, but she don't talk nor think line no n*g*e* I ever know. She ain't even like no woman I ever know - git testicals like a maverick bull - sure 'nuff git more fight in her than that queer-commie-n*g*e* Obama do.

Y'all keep yer holler'n 'n cryin 'bout gas to yer selves. I git me free alcohol ta git me 'round - from may to november. I dern't go nowares anyways from december to 'bout may - jest takin care of things. See, now Mordy - DUMB folks git mutant cows. I ain't got no mutant cows. My cows is a hunderd perscent grade A beauties. But, if'n I did have a heffer birth a mutant cow, 'n I'd kill it right than 'n thar. Tain't do you no good ta keep sick, retarded cows 'round eatin' all yer corn, molasass 'n feed. See, boys 'n girls - cull'in retarded animals, like cows, pigs, Ayrabs, 'n whatnot is jest mother nature doin its thang. Nothin ta worry 'bout 'n tain't nothin ta be shamed of.

Freedom and democracy for the arab rabble is one thing; but doubling of the cost of our petrol is another. If these clowns get out of hand I say send in the Army, shot a few of the hot heads, and get our petrol prices down!

I see an answer to all these problems. They should all realise the error of their ways and swear unswerving loyalty to the One True Church of Rome.All the Arabs, Politicians, and Georgia Hillbillys.Only then will peace descend to earth and Mother Mary offer her love to us all.

And there we have it again people. The dumbest people in the world. Dumber than mutant cow. Thank you man. Keep showing us. We used to think they were clever over there.