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No worries, machete's are still readily available for all your gardening needs... https://outdoorswarehouse.com.au/fixed-blades/machetes/

I told yas, he's fucken cooked

RICARDOVITZ - Prime Minister 'o Australia. "Freedom tain't free, but ya can buy it from me" - RICARDOVITZ 2025, 2026, 2027 'N FOREVER!!!

YA DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN, Commie Donny!!! Tain't got no "arse". Dat be some alternate universe, gobbly-gook nu-speak fer whatnosnever. As thar li'll tittless wonder feverishly yelps: "HOW DARE YOU", ya damnd commie pinko communist. If'n I ain't git no "arse", than, Donny, ya just be spurt'n yer load in some marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, look'n fer arse. Now, down here in realtity wares I live, dumb-commie Donny, we git HO-MO-SEXUALS who go 'round lick'n ASS, 'n doin un-biblical thangs to thar dirt-hole. Is dat what ya be all 'bout in yer marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, Donny?

Someone must have fucked this cockhead up the arse. Lost his shit or just a fucken dumb cunt.

Commies is EVIL. That tain't no 2 ways 'bout it. Nosiree, they is wick'd evil 'n aughta have a hammer 'n sickle riveted ta thar ballsack 'er titties, er whataver them commie trannies git fer ta nail 'em tar. R E V O L U T I O N ! ! !

Shoot us all.
In the name of freedom.

Not only Machetes but the that tool of freedom, the firearm, is also being used on those that celebrate its usefulness. In Utah even.

You win some, you lose some. Dickheads

Jippie Johnny, you show 'ol Ricky jest how ya go 'bout eat'n "Peace"??? Peace dern't put no vitals on thar table. Peace dern't make corn stalks grow tall 'n strong. Peace ain't no good wen yer try'n tar make people-paddies with pickles on top!!!

Whatever happened to Peace?

Chopper Reed be jest what thar Southern States need ta lead White Folks tar VICTORY!!! We got Trump, but he tain't no drug-den killer. How 'bout this: Ricardovitz 'n Chopper Reed - Prime Minister 'n Vice Prime of Australia. "Keep'n Food Prices Down By Chopp'n 'N Grind'n Gangstas Good Parts Up fer Tasty Sausage"!!!

An accurate depiction of the brainless dickheads currently leading the US of A.

That first picture of me - I like it. It will be permanently added to the Oval Office. But, that second photo - more fake news. I don't shoot Communist shit-hole country guns. The American-Rifle (AR) 15 is more to my liking. And, I don't wear green tranny-bands to cover my gorgeous blond locks. I heard my Sharks took a nice bite out of your reporter before you shot him. Its a fine line between keeping them hungry, yet strong enough to devour your Fake News.

@YUGOHey Yugo. The link still works!

Damn. Keep trying though. We have to get that fat orange prick one of these days!

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@Mr_JupiterSure doesn't now

Yeh, you jumped the gun.

A pity cause we were all hopin' that fat orange prick had really carked it.

@BillBill! Come on man, there is still a chance for you. The world is crying out for a centrist like you to run the old US of A. There are too many extremists nowadays like the Orangeman and that radical muslim guy taking over New York. I am sure the people would love you to be President one more time.

@Brooklyn LiberalI have had Hillary. Once you've had her, you can't get rid of her, and she never liked my cock anyway. She's harder to get rid of than the Clap I got from Monica. Oh, how I love chubby little Jewish girls.

Insane people who don't know if they are a man or woman scare me. They shoot up schools, murder people, molest children, all in the name of cross dressing and pretending to be something they're not. Yeah, they scare me. Lock 'em up. Or, some people say I can deport them.

@DonaldOh Donny! Are you scared of my sexuality? You little shy boy. Why don't you slip off that suit and slip on a lovely night gown. Powder your nose and join all us queens in Queens.

You know you want to!

Fake news. I'm alive and well, kicking communist ass, taking names, rounding them up and then deporting them to Venezuela, or some other shit-hole country of my choosing. So, who am I to sue over this fake news? Max Gross? Boxhead? FlimTransMan? Who is spreading this fake news about me? My Great White Shark wants to know.

@Peoria PhilAnd, I have more enlightening stories for you Phil. As I wrote in my book, The Life of Motive, I explain what I must do to wicked women. One time, this dirty cunt, Asma bint Marwan wrote a poem criticizing me, squawking to her people, “You obey a stranger who is none of yours. . .Do you expect good from Motive after the murdering of your chiefs?” Now, in the book I said a disciple of mine, Umayr, went to Asma's house that very night and ran a sword through her while she was in bed nursing her baby. But, I now reveal that twas me, Profit Motive, as I am no coward to hire a lowly servant to do my murdering for me. Only I, Profit Motive, at Allah's behest, run a nursing mother through with my sword. For, I am no coward, Mr. Phil. I am Profit Motive, the great and powerful ruler of the world.

Fantastic news that the Orange clown is dead. Now is the time sanity can be restored to our great nation. Bring back Biden! Or even better...

Let's have President Hilary!

Hmmm... Some interesting options there. But I'd have to go with Melania. I mean how long could you put up with that fat Orange slob in your bed? It would be a nightmare! I reckon she slipped him a mickey and off he went to the hereafter.

@Wallace Of ArabiaYes, where is that Orange fraud? He is leading the once great nation of the USA to wrack and ruin. You'd think at least he'd show his ugly mug every now and then.

@Profit MotiveWow Mr Motive. What an enlightening story. Never knew how crazy it got down in Alabama. But again I must ask, where's the money? For we all need to make a quid nowadays. So how do you do it Mr Motive?

Is Drumpf dead yet? Would anyone notice?

Rudy, “you’re 5 feet nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years. And you’re also gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. RUDY....RUDY....RUDY....RUDY.

@Peoria PhilI wrote my entire story in the Popular Mechanics (Scientific American for hillbillies) - you may read it at your leisure. But, I will summarize it for you. I was a humble boy born into the Quraysh tribe in Mobile. As a young boy, I was forced to clean fecal-pits and perform handy work for Jew merchants. In doing so, they taught me about Abrahamic law and of my blood line from Ishmael. Once enlightened, I had a face-to-face with Allah and he gave me a new set of commandments for Jews, Christians and my Arab idol-worshipers. I told the Jews about this, and they rejected me. I told the Christians about Allah, and they too rejected me. I told my Arab brethren about Allah's new commandments, and they embraced me as a Prophet. Profit Motive I became. I told my idol-worshiping converts to go forth and slaughter all Infidels. That there will be no peace until all Infidels are eradicated or converted to Islam.

As a reward for my service, Allah blessed me with a 9-year old virgin girl to take as my wife. Never a more beautiful, innocent little girl had I ever seen, until I laid eyes on my Bride-Wife Aisha. As Allah commanded, I took her as my wife, for I had no say in this matter. She didn't even have any hair on her pelvic area when I married her. Allah assured me this was "ok" with him. So, I thanked Allah and had my way with my new Wife who soon became my favorite. This is the law of nature, just as a Rooster has many hens in his flock, he will "peck" and groom his favorite, just as I did to Aisha. This is one of many stories I can tell you, student. But, you may read the Quran for yourself and see all I say is true, is Allah's word.

@Profit MotiveMr (I assume Mr) Motive what is your story? Are you a new age capitalist prophet? Someone with a message to lead us all into a prosperous and debt-free future? Perhaps you have a memecoin we can invest in?

I am always looking for a bargain so do tell Mr Motive!

@DonaldOh President Littlehands your glorious Nation is the winningest nation ever! Please keep on Winning so Winners like me never have to go to jail.

@Yahya SinwarDon't worry mate. That's more than I ever got from Jesus and his dad. Boring as hell up here. They even padlock our penises!

Where are my virgins, Prophet (PBUH)? You promised me that if I kill the Jew-Devils for you, I would have horny young virgins, like your beautiful 9-year old bride, Aisha. But, all I got was that fat American clown, John Wayne Gacy, sticking his festering clown-cock in my anal parts. Such deception, Prophet, tell me this can not be true?

I have delivered Yemen to the Jewish Nation and I grant them free will to do what they want with its remaining inhabitants. As for Washington DC, I hear that the Guard is disappearing criminals faster than Israel made all of Hamas disappear. This is what Making America Great Again looks like. WINNING!

INFIDELS! How dare you blasphame my name. I AM PROFIT MOTIVE. I come to tell my people of the sand, and your people of the forests, ye shall submit to my will, Allah's will, or I will take out all of my fury on my young bride-wife Aisha. She shall bear my cross for your sins.

Mum! They done it again.

Dickhead Orangeman is sending in the popgun Yankee Navy now. After the goat herders of Yemen scared them away just a few months ago.

Old President Littlehands doesn't realise that the no one is scared of his ragtag country any more. They should just fuck off back to Hicksville, Georgia and continue killing each other and raping their sisters and leave the rest of us alone.

@Denis (with one "n")Did it have 2 balls attached ya big poof!?

I ate a sausage once.

Now those bastards are after our delis. OUR DELIS! Where am I going to get my pinkelwurst from now???

@Profit MotiveYeh I am in for a buck too Mr Motive. But I always find the Christians are the biggest suckers for paying the Pastor ;)

NOT THE SAME, Infidel. Iranian Mullahs enforce modesty among their females and offer great praise to Allah and Muhammed. They defend Profit Motive in his choice of wives, as provided to me by Allah himself! No matter the age of my blessed soul-mate Aisha. We were meant to be and I have taught Aisha many new things we can do with her dolls, together as Husband and Wife. Tasmania is ruled by the Jew-Devil, who seeks to pervert Islam at every twist and turn. Allah has spoken. I give you the word of Allah, not of the Tasmanian Jew-Devil.

I used to live in Iran. Well Tasmania but you know. Same kind of thing right? Right?

Well, who would've guessed? Anyone who is not an instinctive terrorist lover, that's who!

I have been telling the readers here for years about the terror loving fiends in Tehran. Now their tentacles have reached Australia. I hope your PM has the will to stand up to them. But he doesn't look like he has got half the strength as that former man of steel, PM John Howard.

PM 'Squeaky' Albo needs to not only cutoff the Iranians but also their overall funders, the CCP. Expel their Ambassador and their Embassy full of spies. Only then will they get the message that freedom loving Aussies are not as easy touch and won't be trifled with.

God bless,
Patriot

Yes, that cocksucker is laughing his ass off looking at us. Pathetic, scared, little country.

I hear tell that Benny the bomber is hopping mad at the little Aussie ditherer Albo. Gosh! Imagine being pussy-whipped by an adjudicated war criminal who sics snipers on children!

How dare you speak ill of Muhammed you vile blasphamer! I shall capture your wife, then kill her by tying her between two camels and ripping her in two, like I did to old woman,Malik – Umm Qirfa. Do not doubt the all mighty power of Muhammed, Infidel.

@Profit MotiveYeh I'm a infidel. In that I fuck who I want and when they want. And I bet old Mo (or more likely Ricky) is a shriveled old incel in his Clayton hideout.

Horny and giving love that's what I do. Shriveled and neglected is you Mo/Ricky.