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You idiot! How can you put Avril Lavigne in the same category as that dumb bitch Britney! Avril is the real deal you moron!

As Martin Luther King, Jr. once wrote: "We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people."

As L'il Dubya and his cronies backslide on that apex of their "axis of evil", North Korea (and our inglorious PM flounders about without a script until the Yanks come up with theirs), here's an add-on to my article.

Turkey wants $28-billion compensation for involvement in the U.S war on Iraq, to offset expected economic losses. The Turks reckon a military operation against Iraq will cost them up to $100 billion.

Someone should start tallying the end cost. Including the body count.

Blessed are the seed suckers?

sumthing wich grows from ya head beatnik!

Raspberry Cordial

And your point is...???

Gore Vidal once said that “American democracy is the most brilliant system devised for the rich to steal for centuries from the poor and convince the poor they've voted for it."
Dusty Davo from Derrimut

If the 110901 terror horror in New Pork and Washingtoon had occured three months later, Big Kim would be PM, not slimey, sneaky, scheming Johnny. Howard won by just 1% of the vote, and the hijacked plane attacks were worth at least that much to him.

My mechanic is great thank you very much!

What happens then to "freedom of expression" and all that? The whole point of the Web is its availability and accessibility for and by anyone anywhere. A voice for the voiceless, if you will! Stuff that wouldn't see the light of day in the mogul-monopolised mass media!
Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Whenever George Dubya stands up, John Howard drops out of his arse!

George Jean Nathan once called patriotism "the elevation of real estate above principles."

Patriot I suggest you read this -http://atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/DL25Ak02.html - you may actually learn something

Patridiot, I blow my nose in your general direction and direct your attention to my article posted in response to your childish drivel. Peace be with you. And a happy new year!

Nice spoof on the Rightwing nutters currently dominating global politics! Certainly the Mendacious Midget was correct when he predicted "the times will suit me". The master of wedge poilitics has found his niche in the scared and avaricious psyche of Australia's middle-class wasteland. And for a second there I thought you were serious Pat! Keep up the good work: yours are the funniest posts on Xenox News!
Dusty Davo

if iraq is a "legitimate" target then so is the USA. its obviously what they want anyway: more terrorism to justify their own evil acts

How about an expose on the Easter Bunny?

Our man Johnny has deported all aliens to the concentration camp in Nauru.

Yep, even Richard Butler - who basically supports the U.S. drive to nail any attempt by Iraq to procure chemical, biological etc weapons - has attacked the blatant double-standards and sheer hypocrisy behind it all.

Wendel Oliver Holmes

Given the CWS (Current World Situation), we should maybe having the lyrics to "Rock the Casbah"?
Lloyd Frenzy.

www.arabnews.com - probably biased. Stick with respectable news sites like news corp.

Piers ackermanis

And this?

http://www.arabnews.com/Article.asp?ID=21370

I was just scratching it!

Wiggins

I actually think it's all quite valid. The webserver is a printing press of sorts and your monitor is the printed page. All be it a page that can shift and change and be reprinted at any time by the printing press.

Aren't there a lot of friendly peaceful aliens at the bottom of the Abyss that will show us the error of our ways? Maybe that was only in the Special Edition.

You tree-hugging hippy dim wits. This war will last 2 days tops! With our superior firepower the much vaunted Iraqi army will fold quicker than Fart Boy Kim at the last election! And watch as John Howard's popularity soars as he backs this winner!
Meanwhile all you anti-US dummys will be left with so much egg on ya face you'll be omelettes. This war is a no-brainer: Saddam is an evil and twisted dictator who is and has been clearly trying to attain weapons of mass destruction. The elimination of him from the world scene should be welcomed as a big step forward for peace and human rights. However because of the automatic anti-US rhetoric of you lefty's you can't bring yourselves to admit it.

And have a lovely Xmas!

Patriot

But he sounds so intelligent!

i really don't care who your politicians are. i'm just a dumb sceptic tank stuck in the fourth reich. just do yoursleves a huge favor and stay clear of george"John Wayne" bush jrn, he's going to get us all killed.

Well I fucking used to retrive the lobsters from old Cookie's asshole many years ago and he told me, between screams, that what he said when he said it was the fucking truth. So there, you fucking cunt!!

Never heard of the guy! - Jesus H. Christ (aka L'il Baby J)

Fuck Joe!

Max, if you liked that dossier, you'll love this!

http://jama.ama-assn.org/issues/v278n5/ffull/jsc7087.html

Jesus Gripes

No just a realist.

Tom Titmouse

The sphincter most in need of tightening is that idiot John Howard! By parroting Bush's war rhetoric he's guaranteeing a terror attack on Australia!

Jimbo

Beg yours?

Wiggins

To bad, all that we will be left with is the trappings of his orifice

Happens to all cynical, no-hoper, entry level middle class yobos once they near middle age. (we all know dozens of them)

hey is that brasso on your botty wiggins?

Headmaster

So, like, the yanks can kinda, like, go in, and both US and Iraq can bomb each other, then, um, the US can then sell Iraq more bombs when they run out...

Wiggins

I know. You visited one of our readers places already!

Ed

Dear Mr Blix, as you seem to be an expert on the subject of Christmas, please clarify the following: is it appropriate for me to stick the very top tip on my tree up an angels arse for the purposes of decoration at this sacred festive time?
signed, Hosanna Hootenanny

You're welcome Uncle Joe

Ariot Sharon

Tom you never used to talk like that!

The little dipshit will DIE on the job... if we're lucky!

From behind, she looks just like Max the Axe - talk about political hacks overboard!

i'm not a cunt, i'm a prick!

We know where you live you fucken terrorist sympathisers

ASIO

Christ almight yDes, have you no scruples! His wife isn't PRIVATISED yet!

Everyone knows the US economy is shakey right now and i agree: a little sabre rattling may move big bucks around for those who are on Washintons right tit. However, if/when the shit REALLY hits the flan, then the repecussions will be enormous - and not just for the USA. Just watch pipsqueak Australia go to the wall!

Or is that another ministers wife?

Bob ellis