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Not only is the "dry eye" index high after Irwin's self-destruction, but the eyes will be drier still with the news that Milton Fucking Friedman has croaked!
That rotten old cunt was the satanic "spiritual" godfather of Thatcher and that neofascist turd, non-core Howard.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Les, you are a very bad man!

Ah, who could ever forget that "torn look" leopard skin t-shirt.

"Stop calling me Morris"

I remember you too.

You must be so serious now!

Forget about fucking Jesus...
what about his Virgin Mother? Ripe for the rogering I reckon.

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Neither the Ummerican Reisdent or the Mosstralian PM give a toss about democracy: since grabbing thr throttle they have reversed at speed toward centralised power, secrecy, lack of acountability and fuck-you-jackism. Adolf would have loved it!

Masochism is the great curse of the aussie personality.
If something good is offered, they vote against it, but something bad gets their vote almost every time.
Pathological retards who cannot tell shit from sugar!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The masses of breeding lemming's adoration for the fascist thugs who oppress them is legendary.
It is nature's way of recovering surplus organismic tissue. A wise self-destruction program.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Many of Oz are NOT human, but they DO qualify as mass-breeding lemmings.
It is a matter of great urgency that the parasites of Oz - politicians, property pimps, developers, landlords, lawyers, bankers, media whores, and suchlike, are forced by the moral minority to give up their precious bodily fluids to enrich the earth.
Immigration could be massively increased, with an airport in the dry heart of Oz. The imported lemming tissue could make the outback bloom as never before!
This would be no more than the application of the law of cosmic economic fairness.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

bang bang bang

WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?

Fred, how would you like to join my army and liberate the Lemmings of OZ?

Here is my party platform:

PRODUCTIVE PARTY PLATFORM:

Philosophy: Every Human can be made to be productive. Waste, dissruption and laziness cannot be tolerated.

Legalization of drugs. Drug addicts can be made into productive members of society - there is no need to try to keep people from contributing, just because they are dope-fiends.

I espouse liberation through lobatomization. Enslavement of the drug-addicted. Work farms for the homeless and juvinile delinquents. EVERYONE GETS TO PARTICIPATE, in The Productive Society.

Stem Cell Research, and all kinds of scientific research will be funded and encouraged by the state.

Jails and penetentiaries are waste. NO MORE JAILS, NO MORE DEATH PENALTY. Convicted felons would be turned into productive members of society. First they will be lobatomized, or placed into a drug induced coma. Their body parts will be harvested for the Productives; Some will contribute their bodies for research and testing; non-useable parts will cultivated using growth hormones and steroids, and the meat will be sold off for animal feed. Unused remains will be turned into fertilizer or fermented into bio-fuel.

The Productive Party is the wave of the future. There will come a time when this world is too overcrouded to tolerate non-productives. Get in on the ground floor. Become a Productive today.

Why not? Both John Howard PM and the Australian public are in a coma, and yet he inspires the fuckwits somehow!

*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

With a tentacle of the NWO corporate octopus up his arse, the PM is no more than a glove-puppet!

The NWO will not back any leader who has any real backbone, talent or decency.

As the non-core turd has none of those things, the NWO octopus got the Trifecta!

*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You needn't know that Les. Now take your medication, and try to stay off drugs. Drugs are bad! Ok?

The wonders of Nature are a glory to behold.

Rev Chato, what is a hebephrenic anyway?

You must be joking.

Look at the clowns they have for leaders:
"Fart Boy Slim" Kim Beazley
Mad Mark Latham
Simon "Who?" Crean.

They are a rabble and tremble before our current PM's poltical skill.

If I was LibNat voter I'd be very, very worried about this latest and near final death blow to states sovereignty. It's all very well to have centralised commonwealth power NOW but... what happens when Labor wins the next federal election? Oops, didn't think of that, did you, you LibNat suckholes!

OH FUCK YOU ALL
EAT SHIT OUT YA MOTHERS CUNT
OH FUCK YOU ALL

IM FIRED UP. READY TO BLOW.

IM GUNNA MAKE A MESS IN YA MOUTH YA FUCKING CUNT.

OH FUCK YOU ALL.

Reverend Chato is high on the goodness of The Lord. Praise The Lord!
Do not listen to those lost souls my children. Now bow your heads. The Good Reverend Dr. Chato will pray for the depraved souls lost in the dark depths of Howardness.
Dear Lord, lead them not in the dark ways of John, Alan, Peter, John and Kim. Cast out all Howardly influences and similar demonic urges.
Amen.

Dont knock it till youve tried it rev Chato...

Good for your you-know-whats...

Les, lay of the crystal meth, mate! Oz has enough hebephrenics already.

The NWO nominated a second-generation fascist to run Oz, and ram through dozens of Hitler-style police-state laws.

Worse things are coming!

*Captain Australia*

If Blair and Bush pull out of the Coalition of the Witless, brave little Johnny will defend high prices, high interest rates, high third-world immigration, and high inflation rates, even if every Oz dullard must die in the battle!
Oz non-core values, as defined by international big-money, must be preserved - no matter how insane they may be. Who do you trust?

Digger, what you say is confusing, because the non-core Rodent has actually INCREASED the intake of third-world rejects.
His compassion is such that his regime always accepts the forged credentials of "skilled" east asians.
Of course, you will not mind shifting out of your present shithole to make way for your hero's "special" people, will you?

It is pretty simple. We love Johnny because he will keep the riff-raff out of our country and our house's values high.

And because he pisses the latte sippers off so much!

Digger
Cranbourne

Dont worry son, war will come to you!

Most People will vote for John Howard so why
complain?

Most people in Australia love and support
John howard - as John Howard likes to say
"My record is my guarantee"

What will get John Howard re-elected in 2007
are the following:

1. "Interest rates will always be lower
under a coalition government".

John Howard often uses this line. Even
though anybody with half a brain knows
interest rates are decided by world markets.
Politicians here have little or no control
over them. Despite interest rates rising and
rising under Howard, and thanks directly to
his policies, people have borrowed to the
eyeballs and want desperately to belive the
lies put out by the liberals.

2. John Howard is tough on defense.

Despite getting Australia involved stupidly
in a conflict over WMDs that don't exist and
one that has had the effect of galvanising
and uniting terrorists all over the globe
people still think of "tough Howard"
instead of "stupid Howard". Good old "tough
Howard" has given in so many times to the
Indonesians they now regard Australia as an
incredibly weak nation they can push around
and ignore.

They also love the Billion dollars Howard
gave them for the Tsunami. The recent red
carpet reception they gave to the Iranian
leader and the nuclear weapon knowledge deal
they have struck with them will be well
funded by Howards billion donation. Hooray
for "tough on defense" Howard. He'll get
lots of votes here.

3. Industrial Relations

We all know that the effect of these laws is
exactly the same as if someone did a
compulsory whip around to all working
Australians to donate their hard earned to
the millionaires who run big business.
(After all they may need another investment
property in the Riviera -sounds fair to me).

By now you are probably saying "Isn't it
obvious that howard is a bastard and I can't
wait to get rid of him.

Unfortunately the majority of people reading
this post will vote for Howard. Look at the
statistics. often 80% of people prefer
Howard as the PM.

Sad but true. Australia used to be a great
country and the land of a "Fair Go".

Now we are a nation made up of largely
greedy and gullible idiots.

*Captain Australia*

Don't worry, there will be plenty of moaning to go around, once their little hero has finished with them.

It contains no moaning about PM Howard.

I haven't been to war....yet

SUBPOENA, INDICT, IMPEACH!

These bastards took us all to warfor no reason other than their own delusions, arrogance and greed!

AIDS-infected gays are a sad sight, but please remember that the prime parasite of Oz carries the genital wart-virus.
Not only is he handicapped by senile retardation, he is also a dangerous vector of viral disease.
He is very lucky that the Oz public generously pays all his bills.

Like a wolf waiting for the little lambs to cower in fear, I'll be licking my chops waiting to pounce on socialists, communists, democrats, and the like come this next election. My pendulem will swing as fast and furious to the right, before that Pellosi figures out that every aids-ridden homosexual man is ass-raping her to death!!!!

You anti-American latte sippers will hate whoever the President selects.

Will our plucky little Oz turd-seeking rodent ever be cornered?

:Pinched this poem from comments at Leninology :
thought it relevant...

At the Cenotaph

I saw the Prince of Darkness, with his Staff,

Standing bare-headed by the Cenotaph :

Unostentatious and respectful, there

He stood, and offered up the following prayer.

'Make them forget, O Lord, what this Memorial

Means; their discredited ideas revive;

Breed new belief that War is purgatorial

Proof of pride and power of being alive;

Men's biologic urge to readjust

The Map of Europe, Lord of Hosts, increase;

Lift up their hearts in large destructive lust;

And crown their heads with blind vindictive Peace.'

The Prince of Darkness to the Cenotaph

Bowed. As he walked away I heard him laugh.


Siegfried Sassoon

The financial pyramid rackets that feed the ultra-wealthy have a high price, someone has to pay...

Obviously the yanks need more canon fodder.
Freedom has a high price, someone has to pay for it.

Funny how "honest" John, the most dishonest and divisive Pm this country has ever had has managed to tar everyone receiving welfare assistance as a rorter! Meanhile, butter wouldn't melt in the PM's lying mouth, right?

Neocons and their arsewipes (John Hogturd) have been very keen on witch hunts against the harmless and the innocent.

Must see DVD: The Hunting of A President. All about the republicon witch hunt that nailed Clinton over a bit of mouth music that got NOBODY killed. Yep, Bush and his mates are getting away with murder allright

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/debt-hell-for-middle-class/2006/11/11/1162661949347.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

VICTORIANS are taking out as many as 12 credit cards at a time and using all of them at once, as their personal debts spiral out of control.

Jo Boltin, a financial counsellor with the Port Phillip Community Group for 12 years, regularly sees clients with six, seven and eight credit cards, and has seen one with 10.

"I have never seen such high limits on credit cards, such as $20,000," she said. "Now they use one credit card to pay off the other credit card, and it goes backwards and forwards until they can't do it any more."

Ms Boltin identified casualisation of the workforce as a key contributor to her clients' financial woes.

"They don't get sick pay, they don't get holiday pay and they can be told, 'We only need you two hours today'. I know someone who has been called in for a day or for a few days and then, after the morning of the first day, they say, 'We don't need you now'."

Dont forget the aussie flag is still dominated a a union jack pasted into its top right corner. what a sad, backward little country we are.

Did the plucky little Wreath-laying Weasel piss on the Oz war-dead, like he does to most living war-veterans?

wowee Lordy, you must be hangin' for a screw if you wanna give it to old Hilary's clit-on! not even i would touch, let alone fanticise about that old mole.

The only thing for it was to come to and wait for the turn of the tide. http://www.archive.org/download/heart_of_darkness/heart_of_darkness_1a_conrad_64kb.mp3

Both Yank parties think they are Gods gift to mankind.

They'll be in Iraq until Moqtada sticks a gun in the face of the last Yank to fly out the Green Zone.

Fuck 'em.

Especially Hilary; oh itd be good to fuck her. Right up the New York bunghole.

I would like to do some cutting - fuck the running though.