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It gets even more exciting when the aliens find humans more tasty than chickens, and far less intelligent.

Pommy bastard. I jest learnt that word - don't mean no nevermind to me, but them funny talking Euro-queers git thar panties all in a wad ifn I call 'em Pommies.

I reckon it has somethin to do with English folk being kinda stupid.

Jesus: Champion of racism.

Christ = Hate

Christians = Haters

Your rights as a Victorian citizen have vanished under Brumby

...drunken imbeciles.

Safe in their ignorance they think they have something to offer the world, yet the rest of us regard their dismal land as a laughing stock.

Abdul,

Tehran

Wow! Can you believe what Obama said in his Cairo speech about Israel! He told Israel they must recognise the rights of Palestinians and the rights of a Palestinian state to exist! Netanyahudi must be shitting matzo balls!

Darn! I misread the title. I thought this was about the importance of penetration.

Oh yeah! Lets bring back Fuhrer Jeff. No HE wasn't at all corrupt was he, HA HA HA! And who is "leading" the Liberals now? Yeah right, that pompous git Baillihoo! Sheesh, a drover's dog could keep the Libs from office another ten years!

England - he's getting his hindquarters flogged and tarred fer bein too much of a progressive, liberal, weak, globalist, muslim-lovin, rump-ranger...just like Rudd.

You commies are gonna burn like a Cross at a Klan meeting.

Victorian ALP is self destructing and its now world news.

The BBC news refers to Victoria as Australia most corrupt state.

Brumby the unelectable has turned the place to shit while corruption and crime booms.

And to the last he refuses to allow an independant crime and corruption commission tpo be formed.

I reckon that the Good Lord dern't want no heathens spoutin off at thar mouth in God's Country.

Must be that thar Devil lets Xenox Rado play in his sick cities like Sickago, Jew York, Sickley Australia, Hellborne Australia, and L.A. (Lost Assholes).

But, ain't no heathen radio with sick messages from thar devil hear in Rabun County Georgia. Nosiree. God loves us here, and we love God. God protects us from yer Devil music and sick-brained Devil worshipin.

This here is God's Country, and we got ways of dealin with thar Devil if'n he ever thinks he's gonna get nowhere near God's Country!!!

He makes pooches inter leather product. Any dumb old boy who gutts up my pooch and skins him fer a leather queer-purse is gonna git my other three pooches sicked on him . Here's me sickin one of my pooches on some dumb urban crimeinhole:

and beg off my land. Too late now, Tenant - got me a good serf to pay my rent and do my biddin fer me. I give 'em $28 off his rent when I need me some female companionship. He goes down thar mountain into Clayton and gits me what I need.

Don't need no dumb Geechee Tenant who dern't do nothing but cry and squeel 'bout fixin this nor that.

Blacksketball ain't nothin we fiddle with 'round these here parts. Rather it's strictly an urban sport for darkies.

The reason I wrote that piece is ta show y'all that sports is jest thar opiet of the masses, controlled by crooked business folk and perpetuated by yer Gooberment to keep yer mind off of the real goings on.

So, git yer noses out of other people's games like Blacksketball, Rugme, Soqueer, and Kickrett. It ain't no good fer y'all to be panderin rich tycoons and gooberment stooges like y'all do.

Amurican basketball? Only faggits and hillbillys bother with that crap

Meeting "white men" for the first time, New Guinea cannibals tagged them as "long pig"... very tasty!

My mumma shewed me a picture of a the pig once. Is it taste good is it?

Well, it sure cain't hurt none of you openin yer thick skulls to some more of my wisdom.

Thar best way to git undesireables to git back on they's own land is to make it a national requirement that everyone eat pigmeat. If'n you dern't like eatin' pig meat thar's somethin wrong with you anywhoo. Somethin vary wrong, indeed.

'ts been too long, and I knowed that crybaby lard-ass ain't up to no good. Guess he ain't commin 'round cuz of the last bloody ass-whoopin I put on him. Probaly cain't even sit down to thar computer and type nothin his ass is so scarred up from his whippin.

Whatever them pigs eat, sure makes them right tastey. Ain't nothin better 'n fryin up bacon sittin on my back porch whilst cleanin my guns.

But the dullards really are pigs. We all know that since the dawn of idiocy, dullards have consumed abysmal tripe from other fuckwits.

Whores work fer thar Devil. If'n we dern't have no whores, ugly people would git TSB (toxic sperm buildup) and kill tharselves as nature would have it.

Whorin jest gives ugly people a purpose and feeds souls to thar Devil.

We dern't need:

1. No mroe Jiggababies
2. No dern fool tellin me what I should want and what I should need
3. More people crowdnin up God's land.
4. More ugly people - who thar hell is fornicatin with all them ugly people anywhoo makin heaps of more ugly people.
5. Stupid Communists - The Good Lord done told me we need to git rid of all them Godless Communists.
6. Ayrab monkeys - well, them Ayrab monkeys really fall in catagory # 4 - they's as ugly as jiggered wolf-baby.
7. Liberals, progressives, queers, crybabies, whatever yer wanna call 'em - you know the type - I used to beat the tar out of them fer kicks and giggles as a young'n. It's how right thinkin folks learn to suppress wrong thinkin folks with mental brutality and physical torture.

What i was talking about was a one way cure for all that ails the world. I, like the rest of us, is sick of pandering to the needs of the loud mouthed majority. I, and I am sure you are the same, want the freedom to choose a life free of misery and woe. And I, indeed don't we all, want the simple things in life:
A house
A hearth
A cunt
A hole in the ground where we can rest for all eternity

Why is that so difficult. I have subscribed to the 'Monocles' of this world but I thirst for more knowledge, more sensations, more experience.

In truth I want her whole life, but that is something I don't think I can get.

Sir, often I find the ways of the world troubling. I am not one for small talk. In the closed rooms many people are whispering to each other across the world wired looking for someone to give them what they want.

Never what they need.

As I approach my significant milestone I can tell you I am proud of my achievements and proud of my seed.

Maybe you good sir, should reflect ont that...

all of Africa fer? So's they can fornicate like rabbits and give thar world more jiggababies?

Mince them up!

Stick them in the freezer!

We can feed the whole of Africa...probably cures AIDS too.

I aint being mean...I'm being practical.

Now that you have mentioned it CO, I can see that the foetid pile of rotten lard in Federal Parliament is truly obese. A disgusting image of moral collapse indeed! At least it will qualify for a very fat pension.

the trouble with normal is it always gets worse

Stop all that processed food, give good and wholesome horse shit. That's what got me to where I am today.

Fat ass mother fucking kid needs his fat ass strapd down and starvd and have his ass beat hard

Anyone noticed Armenian Joe Hockey's huge fat-jowled face? He must leave a trail of lard dripping everywhere. Soon he will have to start selling real estate so he looks "normal" in his job.

Joe Hockey is always kidding around. Remember how he joked about how Aussies should not believe anything he said because he never did? Or was that non-core John?

You and all y'all's CIA gooberment stooges is missin the goins on here.

When I git me elected as Prime Minister of Australia, I'm gonna make John Howard my go-fetch boy.

I know he ain't colored, but I reckon if'n I put some shoe polish on his face he'll make a right fine house n*g*e* fer me.

When Israel womps up on Ayrabs, thar world hates Jews. When Ayrabs womp up on Israel, thar world hates Jews.

The moral of thar story is if'n the world's gonna hate y'all, y'all might as well womp up on Ayrabs like skeeters on nekidand hippies. Dern't pay no nevermind to the world - jest do God's work, ya hear.

That about says it all, don't it? Lord knows thar blessed truth flows from my fingertips.

Got to wonder why Aussies want to bang on about one of the most appalling military disasters in modern history and claim ownership of Churchill's unmitigated *fuckup. I mean, old Winston lost his job because of Gallipoli. Its a wonder the Turks don't ban these annual Aussie wank-fests.

It doesn't hide the fact they were on the losing side. They were the only Christians defeated by Muslims since the crusades.

Nothing to be proud about there.

u a fucking moron simpson was ine of the most famous war heros of all time he should hav got a vc for what he did hwo ever started this is a complete wanker and can fuck himself if i find out who started this im going to hurt them

John Howard is a small man with a small mind which explains why Aussies kept him in office for so bloody long

you people had problems long before churchill was even born! your a bunch of inbred cock suckers! so inbred infact that you have to wear stupid sheets over yourselves to hide how fuckin ugly you lot are! you think sadam did a better job??? just face it you dont like the english because we have everything you want!

Y'all can iether be part of my NWO or the Devil's NWO. Vote fer me in '10 and watch how our team rips thar firey lips off the beast's snout while plungin daggers in it's wicked guts.

Is Rick an Aussie citizen? If not, what the dickens is he going on about voting for him? He seems to be an Aye-muri-can from some gun-mad, crypto-fascist, evangelical white trash, world ender bunker deep in the woods. Rick if you want my vote you first must get your tourist visa, come visit, overstay and go into hiding as most "illegal immigrants" do, and then claim asylum like any good Kiwi, Pom or Canuck. Don't worry, John Howorm is gone and so are his concentration camps in the outback and on Nauru. Who knows, you may be lucky and not get sent to Christmas Island?

Australia has alway been a nation of migrants and refugees. This is a historic fact debased by Joh Howard's insidious racism

Israel's actions do more to inflame anti-Jewish sentiment than anything else on earth

Not into it. Too rich for me I'm afraid. You can have my share.

But, them damn Jews and Muslimes is crappin up the neighborhood. Tain't nothin but trailor trash.l

Let me tell thar world no more truth 'bout him. I'm gettin Censored boys and girls cuz the Joos and Tenants is a teamin up on me.

Give me a haller when y'all is out on thar streets homeless and cain't scrape up no vittals ta eat.

I got me some work fer ya. Ricardovitz is gonna put Australia back to work in '10.

Vote fer Prosperity......Vote fer Ricardovitz.

Most politicians and parties are tangled up in land-price and property scams. Australia is totally stuffed.