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Johnny ain't Jesus - but he's closer to 'em than you is ever gonna be.

Where's the bog? I'm dying!

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The dullard chains of a religion. You are a dope mate.

Thar is free will. Y'all is gonna be judged by yer deeds here on earth. The Lord - he tell you what is right and what is wrong, and give you free will ta act as you will. If'n you feed Satan by fornicatin with whores, you shall be judged. If'n you blasphame thar lord, you shall be judged. If'n you spit on his Son, you shall be judged, and you ain't gonna be forgiven neither.It's all 'bout "IF", boys and girls. The Good Lord gave us IF so's he can size ya up right nicely when you done took yer last breath of air.

Been there, done that.

Tain't Adolf Hitler. Hitler got blue eyes. "n he dern't have no hippy hair flappin 'bout like that neither.

Yep - they's gone. Sometimes I took a breath 'o air and it's a hole lot sweeter less all that no-good nevermind y'all's jabberin 'bout.

A richly decorated and impractical toilet paper holder is an emblem of wealth and a sign of a neurotic ideological position.

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My metre is bigger than your yard Ricky.Ipso facto I win the arguement.

I never owned a gun man.But, ya wanna. I bet youd like ta git yer li'll hands 'round a perty Australian FAL. That thar's a gun that'll winn you some wars. Or a genuwine USA made M14 - could knock thar head clean off a Muslim at 300 yards. That thar be 'bout 250 meters fer you commie type folks. Then thar's the grandady of 'em all - Ma Duce, and her li'll bruder Barrett 82A1. Spits a 50 caliber slug 'o energy that can not jest knock a Muslim's head clean off, but it can fuse the head of thar Prophet Mohammed to the a Dog's body. Done seen a cartoon 'bout that somewheres.

Show us your hands padre

I never owned a gun man.

That’s just, like, uh your opinion man.

Nothing in this life is free. You will pay. Or make someone else pay.

Jest y'all remember, boys and girls, twas John Howard who done stole yer guns, stole yer freedom and cut yer testiculars off so ya cain't' cause no troubles fer yer gooberment. SEIG HEIL YER GOOBERMENT!!!!Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll git it all back fer ya.

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To me the nub of the matter is why do we demand 'free will'. Why not a life as a unknowning robot? In fact I find it is much easier to live my life this way. My actions, your reactions, the din and noise of society in general; just the rampant code of our unseen masters.And the other hand when I hear this : [url]/url] I do start to twitch a little.

Facial Hair? Does the ladies love it or leave it?

What a patently brilliant idea. They are actually bred in giantic aquariums around the globe... where else? Man, this article made my day!

We understand that the ozone generating qualities only occur during masturbation. You might be able to generate more ozone if the 'lass' uses the left hand on herself while you are generating your quota.

More at the full moon? What if you pay someone to do it for you; perhaps a nice young Russian lass for instance. Will there be more Ozone?

"I'm coming Lord!"

See thar, jiggaboos - whitey done want y'all to chrome yer brains out. I ain't for it, nosirree. That'd be down-right racist. I dern't wish no bad nevermind on nobody. Gotta preserve thar lower species and what not - that thar's what a good steward of the enviroment 'd do. Gittin all giggy 'bout Abos chromin thar brains is perpitratin animal cruelty. That' ai9nt right.

I believe he spontaeously combusted whilst masturbating with his left hand during a full moon.

I have observed that the staic charge is even greater at the time of a full moon

Still missing...They are about to close the case. Just another missing human no one gives a fuck about.

What is wrong with a bit of chroming? It is cheap, and an egalartarian way to get high.I'm all for it !

Ricardovitz is an example of all that is fucked up in our species.

Well he does have his own blog (glob? glug?) of sorts; right here exclusive to Xenox News: - click - Correspondents and then click - Max Gross or go here: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/View-user-profile.html?user=93[/url]

This is a superb piece of possum-stirring (or should I say Rat-stirring?). Mr Gross, do you have your own blog or Facebook page? I think I have become a fan.

Mt Ricardovitz, apparently a citizen of the USA, is clearly not a well man. I suspect his mental state may in fact be a result of the "chroming" of which he writes.

Er y'all tryin to gasslight me? Them Anarchyists done removed my article - but, here it is. It was gone. But, now it aint. Somethin ain't right here.

New category is there now; under "Life and Style"

It's friday night again ;)Beer time for sure. remember you only have so many friday nights, so dont waste them!cant wait to be back with my beer and my girl :)

One more humanoid experiment completed.

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That will do it for me; Every cloud has a brass monkey. I'm set for life with that one.

Hitler rants - is this phenomenon the same as the old USENET adage that a thread is well and truly over once Hitler is mentioned? HITLER RANT - FACEBOOK HITLER RANT - BARAK OBAMA HITLER RANT - OSAMA BIN LADEN HITLER RANT - WINDOWS 7 HITLER RANT - MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH HITLER RANT - CAN'T FIND WALLY HITLER RANT - HITLER PARODIES etc

Every cloud has a brass monkey.Imitation is a skunk at a lawn party.

Looks like them old Anarchiests 'round here is gettin all political correct on y'all. Seems like they dern't appreciate none my research on Abos chromin thar brains. Yup....some darkie done got to 'em all right. Boys and girls, tain't no anarchy 'round here no more. Anarchy's dead as 'ol "Maggot-Eyed Murderer" Ted Kennedy. Y'all really do need to get them fasatheists out of yer gooberment. Gotta rid yer world of 'em, yessiree.

Obviously a swinger.

Oh the sacred seed of the sacred one!Scattered like dew drops (jew drops?) all over Galilee.Are there any pictures of some virgins being anointed with this most holy of liquids? I have searched the internet long and hard and still come up blank.

They say that his right hand didn't know what his left hand was doing; saving the world.

Con-cock-ted connection?

Save the earth; use your left.

This has absolutely no connection to the concocted global warming farce.And I always use my right hand.

I'd love to take a slash off the back porch. I reckon I'd be finished by the time the first drop hits the ground.

I need my laser eye... my red Tv Laser Eye.gazes at all the fuckers in the street;Can remove all the clothes of all the chicks I meet.Now Rudd is a shyster, but surely,even a dead brained queenslander knows...You cant mess with a man and his laserHis red Tv eyed laser.