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Sho be tak'n all these here folks a LONG time ta kill off them swarthy sandcoons!!! Who can I pay peanuts to tar git the kill'n tar go a 'lill faster???

Ask thar Bloke ONE THANG - is you gonna git Australiens all thar guns back??? Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TAR DO IF THAR ANSWER TIS "NO"!!!

Vashna - she be dat li'll coal-black pickaninny live down off 76 'n 441 in da gooberment housi'n in Clayton. I reckon a handfull 'o them darkies tain't scared 'o no 'lectric Cross high 'top thar Mountain. Funds is tight fer the now-time. Gonna have tar teach them li'l ones tar make burnnin crosses outa icypole sticks 'n pine tar.

Anywhoo, Vashna, tain't nobody live in the earthly realm fer ever. We's all gonna kick off when God pulls our ticket. Cain't be smitt'n but one time - tain't no tatercurls fer ta stopp'n me. So be let what be be!!!

Seems like they are campaigning for the Libs and Dutton now. Ol' Spud looks like a definite EB member.
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/exclusive-brethren-don-t-vote-but-are-secretly-campaigning-for-the-coalition-20250428-p5luny.html

@All praise to VashnaAnd he will smite that stinking hillbilly for all eternity in the afterlife.

You can guarantee it.

@DiggerI feel for Gina the poor dear. She will be so peeved.

@Sir Les DentifriceLooks like the ABC and other media's viral anti-Dutton campaign is going to pay off, and we will have another 3 years of that dreadful Squeaky Albo as PM. Expect more debt, reffos, and interest rate rises with that clown!

Digger,
Cranbourne

But I heard that a boor is a straight line that finds a wealth in division. And some kinds of love are mistaken for vision.

Vote 1 - The Gimp

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What about his Cassock! It was fabulous! Wasn't it a Mr Fish creation? He looked delightful. Vibrant and full of life even. Not like he was dead at all. Was quite stimulating viewing in fact...

I'm spewing that I missed the pope's funeral on TV. Did anybody notice if they plucked the hairs out of his nostrils? Any reaction?

@Xi JinpingOh lookey here! That sista-fucking hillbilly has learnt to use Google Translate.

@Hong Kong Harry中国将把澳大利亚和美国作为殖民地。 我们只害怕里卡多维茨——但你们这些有用的白痴忽视了这个人。

Forget the ants. It's those worms you gotta look out for.

The perversions of Australia are on show here. Sloth and gluttony in Queensland. And flagrant sexual deviance in the Northern Territory.

Chairman Xi spare no punishment for this woe begotten land!

I tain't 'sessin over nobody, Flam. I be doi'n wat a smarty-smart sluth'n reporter do.

@Ciciolina For PopeI'm with ya! I'd stick my hand up her cassock any day of the week!

It's time to go back to the tradition of the very first pope, a woman, Mary Magdalene. (written out of history by Benedictine monks)

So my vote is for Ciciolina

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Just a few of Ricky's stories about who he thinks Max Gross is. They stretch back 20 years.

Max, I would say this hillbilly is OBSESSED about you.

Got a book going now? Hope there is some outsider who can get in this time. Sick of whitey Popes!

I'm a gonna tell ya why YOU aughta vote fer me, Ricardovitz. Ya dern't needa like me - can hate me, if ya wanna. But, if'n I even git 10 right-in votes fer RICARDOVITZ, the E-tire Australien gooberment will be hunt'n me down. They's gonna even git thar Eff Bee Eye on it. 'N when I see them nefarious gooberment goons comm'n down my dirt road, I'm a gonna unleash HOLY HELL upon thar gooberments. That's how Ricardovitz is gonna do ya a Righteous!!! So, vote Ricardovitz, 'n let thar good-times roll!!!

I was gunna vote but then I looked at the options. Nothing for a rambling man like me. So I decided instead to invest my time on polling day in some personal politics. First I will visit the bank and deposit a severed pigs head as a sacrifice to their greed. Next I will go to the Daily Telegraph office and pee in the sink in honor of their former editor Col Allan and also as a tribute to Andrew Bolt. Finally a visit to Trades Hall to set a bomb to wake those fuckers up.
Sometimes it takes direct personal action to revive a man's interest in politics.

VOTE: RICARDOVITZ......Fer Prime Minister 'o Australia!!! I ain't 'ol Trump. Think 'o me as Trump'n Trinary!!! My campaign keep-sakes:
1. Bus all illegal aliens back tar Asia 'n Middle east. Buss 'me on one of them busses dat dern't float 'n make a youtube 'bout it.
2. Lower taxes fer folks who work, 'n raise taxes on free-loaders.
3. Make work-camps fer prisoners. Let 'em work off thar society-debts.
4. Make Gun Owning Great Again!!! Gonna pas a law 'says ever one gotta have a Lithgow L1A1 Self-Loading Battle Rifle fer starters.
5. Freedom tar say watever thar hell ya wanna say!
6. Git rid 'o woke, faggity-fag shit.
7. One last thang - gonna make Greenland a Australian territory.

Dutton rolls out Jacinda Price to play the role of Elon Musk DOGE maestro. Is this an example of a master or perhaps hemorrhagic stroke? I guess they are both a similar girth and height.

Remember when they said it was a matter of weeks before Iran had the bomb? Clowns like Patriot and Netanyahoo were spouting it all the time. Now 20 years later...

Nothing. Goes to show that the Yanks and IsntReal lie all the time. And any of their statements nowadays can be taken with a pinch of shit, whether it be Orangeman or whoever the Democrats throw up.

@Daily Mail ReaderIt does seem an unusual story. She dead? She recovered? What tumour was it? Oh Perfidious Albion! You are filled with lies and calumny.

It's a ponzi scheme anyway, think Fonzi.
No question of equanimity, its fall out reprobation, the collapse, all makes us stronger
but the sadness and the incomprehensioj

@Tantalised In Tabberabbera They have a Prime Minister there? Who knew! Thought it was Harry Lee still running the place though a ventriloquist.

The Prime Minister of Singapore enters the breach.

Hmmm... "Can you name the minister who ordered the gag?" Telling video about the trials of Oleksandr (formerly Dave) Dubinsky

https://x.com/Dubinsky_pro/status/1909721844531212514

Trumpy gonna bugger up yer PM Dromkom's backside with tariffs. Gonna past 'em up like a long-haired sissy-boy doing hard time with the Aryan Brotherhood at the ADX!!!

Look here you bakchodi bevda, I am Indo-European and if you were not bhosdike, you would see Indians are white. We have straight hair like all Europeans, but tan skin because we spend much more time in sun. We sent all Muslim Sambos to Pakiland in 1947, and banish them to the Brahman-forsaken land where they make war with other Semites. The only black kettles all live in the Pakiland and the UK.

Come on Dutton! Do the right thing and all us Aussie Wankers will pull in behind you. If you don't you're bound to lose!

Sambo Narendra? Case of the turd calling the kettle black I would say mate.

Look here you dirty Sambo. We Hindu Indians do not have Muslim brethren. This is why we give the Muslims all of Pakiland so we can be rid of them for all time. The Donald does not like the Paki Sambos either. Go home to your sand doons - you have nothing we want for in India.

@NarendraLook out behind you Narendra! Here comes the Lions of Lahore! Roaring down from the Khyber to liberate their Muslim brethren in your Allah-forsaken shithole country!

You listen to me, bakchod! China's behenchod Poo-Bear, Xi Jinping, is getting gaand-raped by the Donald right this very moment. The Donald has forced the China Poo-Bear to suck is loda all the way to the jhat! I have an army of Hindu Hackers right now forcing the Chinese to pay massive gift cards to India.

@NarendraNonsense Narendra. You'll end up back in the QuickyMart if you try to negotiate with the Orangeman. He can read you fools like a book. Better to start talking with the Big Panda, together you could crush Trump like a bug.

Mr Dutton if you remove the onerous GST on tissues, not only will I vote for you but my wife and cleaning lady also. And if you win perhaps my keyboard will no longer be sticky.

PM Squeaky Albo the balls are in your court on this vital issue.

[quote=LordyLordyLordy]Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

Do not confuse me with that moorkh, Xi Jinping. The fat panda is too stubborn to negotiate with the Donald. Indians are the best negotiators and I am the top Indian. I will negotiate a favorable trade deal with the Donald. He will give me a good deal. And, then we will take all of Jinping's business away from him for smarter, better Indians to do.

@NarendraLooks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

I remember the first time I voted. I had a gleam in my eye and a pep in my step. Feeling like a lucky guy cause I had that democratic right to vote. Unlike those barbarous authoritarian Nations we could pick and choose our leaders. With our own free will.

So it was with a tear in my eye and pride in my heart that I placed an 'X' next to George W Bush's name. And lo and behold he did win, after a little help from his friends in the Supreme Court. It was Democracy in action!

Now I am living in Oz I hope the same will happen when I put a number 1 next to one of Mr Dutton's guys.

@LordyLordyLordyIt will be by the time Netanyahu is finished with it.

@Rink a DinkIn the Balkans. Right next to Herzegovnia.

Got it. By specifying "Good Samaritan" the writer was flagging that most Samaritans are bad. Anyway where is this Samaria? Or Samaritania?

@Absorber the Geek Not all Samaritans are "good". If they were, then Jesus wouldn't have spoken of the "Good Samaritan" who took pity on him and dressed his wounds. Because, regular Samaritans didn't help him, only a good Samaritan did.

@Absorber the Geek Nonsense. Evil Putin is just trying to expand his empire like all imperialists. Completely different to defending your god given homeland, or invading a country before their weapons of mass destruction strike your homeland.

All criticism of Russia should now cease. Netanyahu makes Putin seem like a fuckin Samaritan.

Shit far, Mabel! I reckon I might could be a jew rabbid. I git a beard like that thar fellar. 'N I be say'n KILL ALL 'EM SWARTHY GAZA-AYRABS fer longer 'n dat guy. Now leame be whilst I git ta writ'n a Sermon fer ta preach to me jew-bros.

My feller Jew-Boys, I'm a gonna quote y'all someth'n from thar book 'o Philistines I: "One 44, two 45's/Three loaded clips, four sandniggas roll, one sandnigga drives/500 Benz, six reasons why this kid should die/We shooting every mothafucka outside/Pulled on his Gaza block, jumped out the tank/Guns in our hand, at the same time everybody ran/There that sandnigga go, hiding in the crowd/Let the trigger blow, seven shots now he lying on the ground"

Amen, jews.

Rabbi urges IDF students in March 2024 to kill all Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, including infants, children, women, and the elderly.