I love me a Pirate Boy. Hair green, red, or black, I don't mind. As long as his lips are around the old fella, everything is fine 😍

I got hacked once. Well it wasn't really a hack. Someone slept in my car and then stole all of my tapes. I definitely lost a box of cassettes. Well I might be imaging that there was a box. Before computers hacking meant a different thing I think. Unless it is the same? I really did have a car though.

When I die I am leaving my brain to A.I. I hope that this will be helpful. You know to humanity and everything.

I reckon thar nefarious Negros 'round here think I cuda had somethin tar do wid hack'n this Fair Dimkun newzpaper.  Well, 'ol Ricky dern't roll like dat, see.  Nosiree, dat thar be TERRORISM not  REPORT'NISM.  
Now, I be see'n a swarthy southerner "Profit Motive" rant'n 'n gallivant'n tar da Xenox public.  He tain't no good.  He A bad dude, fer sure. Now, I git a right mind tar report Mr Motive tar the Aussie Authorities, cept fer they tain't but a bunch 'o sopp'n wet pussies. 
Anywhoo, y'all 'lect me Prime Minister 'o Australia 'n I promise tar stop Mr Motive 'n all his neferious, swarthy sand-jiggers from hack'n Fair Dimkun newzpapers like dis here one!!!

I PUT FATWA ON JEW GLOBALISTS - Andy Burnham, Mark Carney. Anthony Albanese.  And, on Communists too.  LALALALALALLALA ALALALALALALALALA.  Fatwa on Max Gross a Jew and a Communist - double Fatwa LALALALAL ALALALALALALALALALA. 
I create Fatwa in AIIah's name when Daddy's dirty cunt-wife, Asisha forsake him.  Called Daddy a rapist, a pedophile and tell him NO MORE NUK-NUK.  Well, I offer my sweet flower to Daddy at age 10 and Daddy love me and praise AIIah. Now, for Daddy, I become Fatwa Queen.  ALALALALALLALALL LALALALALLALAALA.