Aussie national anthem

Chato 01 April 2008 1 minute read

Admit it sheeple, it is time.
I humbly submit this concept:-

We are poor little lambs
Who have lost our way,
Baa! Baa! Baa!

We're little black sheep
Who have gone astray,
Baa! Baa! Baa!

Lunatic dullards on a spree
Damned from here to eternity
God have mercy on such as we;
Baa! Baa! Baa!

.oOo.

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YUGO · 18 years ago
Crap and I thought you would be happy once Howard was gone. Now you're having a go at the sheep! Leave the sheep alone. If the sheep are lost blame the shepards. It's hard to see those damn black sheep in the dark.
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Chato · 18 years ago
This is only a start. I have many other corrupting ideas to inflict.
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YUGO · 18 years ago
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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
Those sheep are bad, but nothing like as ferocious as an Aussie drop-bear. I have a pic of one of those brutes gloating over the bloody remains of its unfortunate prey. It has a jaw full of dagger-like teeth.
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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
Drop bear! Here it is:-
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Digger · 18 years ago
Your anthem sounds more like the lament of all you lefties. It is well known you can only think what your told by that holy trinity of latte-sippers Pilger, Chomsky, and Max Gross.

As for the drop bears... well that looks like what is happening to the Oz economy now Rudd and his union bosses have got their hands on it.

Digger,

Cranbourne
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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
Digger, you must be confused. There was no economy after John and Petey sold it off - just a huge household debt - like a bomb-crater. Maybe you are thinking about another galaxy.
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Ricardovitz · 18 years ago
Reminds me of one of my all time favorite movies - Lepus - bad-assed giant rabbits chewin and knawing on dumb Yankees.
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