What the fuck is it #969

This is so easy. It is a cooling fan; says so right on the box!

Next!

Well, er, yes, it has a cooling fan in it. But..er, you have a belly button, and well, er, does that mean, necesselary, that, er, that you are, in essence, a dickwad?

That thar's a fart fan. Women-folk git ta have fart-fans fer thar tarlets. I reckon them gals think blow'n crap-gas around with that thar fan makes the stank go away or somethin. Or that noisy clackety-clack fan done covers up thar fart'n sounds when they's crapp'n.

Is the way it is teetering on the edge of the table a clue?

Well, er, yes...and er, em... no..

If that tain't no Fart-fan, than I reckon its one of them gas-chamber fans fer gassin jews.

Easy. Its a plenum.

Is it seated on a plinth or is that just a regular polyurethane treated pine table ?

Clearly, this is a prototype Arnfarkler. The latest model has electrolytes (It's, like, what plants crave).

Hi Prof

I think that you have invented something nobody in recent history has ever thought of before. We are talking totally unique. Now if you need someone to market it for you, well, I have experience in these things. Might I suggest we take a kind of "shiny and new" approach. A "modern" look and feel is what I can bring to your campaign. A minimalist candour like the world hasn't appreciated before. Send me a XN PM and we can "get the ball rolling into the stratosphere".

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Note the link! This is the type of expertise I can bring to your enterprise.

Mikey

SO if it isn't in Google it doesn't exist?

No es banda! This is a FARNARKLER, not an arnfarkler, which indeed was a prototype.

What about those fuck heads who post photos or videos on twitter or whatever, tell you what it is, and then add "What do you notice?"

I hope I never meet one of those cunts face to face. I bet they are like one of those cunts who keep looking at you for some reason, and then you realise that they want you to notice that they have a fucking ear tattoo or something. Fuck those cunts.

@Big Al Agree. But a new picture of a plinth is always welcome. A big, strong, sturdy plinth. It will brighten my day if i see one.