Batshit Biased BBC Busted!

John. John! Are you taking calls there in the afterlife? For I got a shitload to complain about... My Missus has been on the catnip again and has been eyein' up the big African lad next do0r.
What should I do John.
What should I do?!

Love that pic of Trump being gently handled by Fidel. Looks exactly like the stuffed chook that Orange arsehole is.

I am taking calls in the after life.

The BBC should stick to what it knows.
The Horn.
Failing that, they can show the Pope's funeral on re-run.

This is the after life ya fool.

@Fred from Seaford And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic. We had a black president, a lying dog-face pony negro. A real Hitler. Anyway, what happened was Barack said to me: ‘Go to Detroit — and help fix Covid'. And, I did. He said it.......and.......we.......we......beat.....Medicare, right?

@Cunt, 56 Herbert I love little cunts, Hervert. Jill says they call them "Fanny" in Australia. I secretly called Ashley "Fanny" when she took showers with me he he he he. I told her not to tell. These are my fondest memories.....my only memories.....except that time when Jeff Epstein took me and Jill......JILL remind me to call Jeff for his birthday...he always made you wear your cheerleading uniform.....or, was that me? Who's Jeff and.....YOUR NOT JILL - -you look like a smelly old lady.....where's my Fanny? My shower fanny? Remember, Jill? You said it was ok so long as I didn't touch you.....well, anyway, we..........beat........Trump, didn't we???

I think the only way I will ever get rock-n-roll skinny is if I get fucking cancer so I think I will keep smoking.

@Joe Biden Joe "Ricadovitz" Biden it looks like your hero Prez 'Orangeman' Littlehands is the one who has been caught diddling the little girls. Seems you MAGA nuts are everything you claim others are.
Not much to do except admit you are wrong and beg for forgiveness Ricky.

@FlimFlamMan Wat ya holler'n 'bout now, Flam. Yer corpsicle, Joe Bidumb, be 'member'n his kiddy-diddlin days? Ain't dat wat y'all Democrats do - rapes li'll half-breed chil'n. Like yer own line 'o bastard childs, Flam. I bet yer 'bout 83% Negro, 10% White 'n 7% Semite. Dat make you 100% Welfare Communist, don't it. All yer women-folk jest get tar make'n babies 'bout time they turn 10 - put 'em all in some big fat Mammy-hut. Pussy-raise dem li'll jungle bunnies tar grow up 'n be lazy black-bastards. Ain't dat how it be, Flam?

@Joe Biden PS - I done hada use dat Joe Bidumb's lost-n-found computard 'gain!!!

Told ya he was a cockhead. Joe Biden lives in his fucken head. whomp whomp

@LordyLordyLordy I wandered around the desert and found some people and then thought I'd write a way to make money and now I am known as the Profit Motive.
It always works.

@Profit Motive My servant, Profit Motive try to tell all infidels the truth about himself and about Finance. He was tortured by 73 virgin Accountants for his sins for 1400 years. I appointed the beaten, raped and abused auditor of Jesus to preside on the Bord of Directors in charge of granting all of Profit Motive's insane financial decisions. Oh, those were fun times!

Then, it came to me, I the most merciful Yahweh (Hallelujah), I snuck Profit Motive back on Earth as Donald Trump, a poor, angry Sodomite and leader of MAGA. Again, another miserable failure who start out with big BOOM and ended in complete failure. Now, I am tasked with appoint new board of directors in charge of Donald Trump's punishment.

My nemesis, Joe Biden, saved that Dick Cheney and brought him to a place where I am not allowed - so, he's unavailable. Thomas Crooks - he's a dumb, queer punk and the Profit Motive have his accountants fiddle his numbers for all eternity - BORING. I have other plans for shemale Crooks. I would appoint one of my favorites, George Soros, but I keep him on Earth awhile longer to do more works for Yahweh.

Hmmmm, thinking. I not so smart, so I consult BaalGPT. BaalGPT tell me to place Ed Gein and John Wayne Gacy on Board in charge of punishing Profit Motive (n/k/a Trump). Mr. Gacy has a pleasant smile and that Mr. Gein, he's a creative genius. What do wise XenoxNews people think?

Sniff....Sniff.....I smell a swarthy sandnigga in thar Xenox woodpile. Smell like when dis here retarded worker 'o mine tried tar fornicate wida wet Rooster. Blood, 'n cum, 'n tore-up chicken-parts ever ware. Ware dat Max Gross - might could he grab 'ol Ricky a bag-o-popcorn?

@Yahweh Hmmm... I am thinking Mr Yahoo to just let that Orangefreak stay as Yankee President. He is doing so much damage to Idiot Land that the free peoples of the earth are feeling more and more grateful for him. Why not make him King of the USA, and then Idiotland will shrivel up to size of the puny pecker he has inside his fat-arsed pants.

@Ricardovitz Ricky. Time is coming soon when your plug might be pulled here. So I would be thinking hard about that 'poopcorn' of yours you keep spewing about.

I am really enjoying the historic spectacle of a U.S. president destroying the U.S.A. I knew it would get there eventually. The world will be far better off once the dust settles.

@Tex Lumbago Well, looky thar, Tex! Yer Muslim goat-fornicator, Max Gross, git all riled up 'bout Prophet Muhammed 'n Allah speak'n the free speech. I reckon dis here place tain't FAIR DINKUM no more. I reckon some swarthy goat-fornicat'n Islamist done bought-up this here place. Dat Gross feller twas a Atheist once a pon a time. Not no more. He's full-on Islamo-fornicatist!!!

But, don't ya worry yer li'll nappy head off, Tex. I done perdicted it in my last Jibber to ya...

@Donny Where's the bog, I'm dying for a slash.