PAS CHER MONSTER BEATS - When DJ PM Howard ruled the Decks.

He may have looked like Mr Magoo, but our former PM was more than just a dab hand at Politics and making Australians richer. He also liked to keep the country entertained by spinning the wax at his favourite night spots.

 

Places like Rooty Hill RSL or the Cranbourne Arms Hotel.

Only known image of PM Howard DJing

A dedicated mix master, lil Johnny had the crowd on their feet with tunes like “Our place, my rules” and his sensational mashup of “Ride of the Valkyries” with “The Sheik of Scrubby Creek”

At the height of his career, he also owned the International clubs Peacock, Platonic Fury and Cox.
The French called him Pas Cher Monster Beats 

An original Dancing Dudley; PM Howard combined the innate groove of his inner ear (he was often seen sporting an ear piece, even in Parliament) with his cold clear vision for what Australia should be.

In one interview Howard spoke about it:

“I want to build a temple of sound for the Middle Class Masses. I want to govern with my hands out of the way of business and the markets, and with my feet tapping to the beats of Slim Dusty. Get on the floor Australia and entrepreneurise!”

The crowd was always wall to wall when DJ Howard was in the club

Aussies remember fondly that time; when they saw their PM with his distinctive yellow tracksuit top on, bent over the decks at their local club, finding the tune so they could dance their way out of any worry and cares, all the while feeling richer as their houses prices climbed ever upward…

 

Nowadays Aussies are not so carefree. 6 years of socialist ALP government has them without confidence, and nostalgic for a wealthier past. Maybe new PM Tony Abbott, already known to be a dandy in his Speedos, can resurrect the DJ Howard spunk and shazam that had Australia in his thrall …

Tony, we say, it is time to get your people off their arses and on the floor!


The original Party-Pooper. Julia Gillard.

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    I have wriggled my butt from Ibiza to Bali; stoned out of my tiny mind from ecstasy to neurophrine; but I have never heard of this DJ PM Howard. Have you any tracks of his you could play?
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    · 12 years ago
    That Gillard was a party pooper alright... Mainly her fault we have that fuckwit Abbott in charge.
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    · 12 years ago
    That thar Guillard is a right fine look'n gal. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/jimmouse00/media/gjfhjfj2.jpg .html][IMG]http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u366/jimmouse00/gjfhjfj2.jpg [/IMG][/URL]

    I reckon she's a commie harlot, but I git some chores she can tend to on my farm. Barefoot. Yessiree, like 'em work'n barefoot in the damps. Tain't nothin like a li'll hookworm ta keep 'em skinny 'n meek. I even writ a commie hymn ta git her all gizzied up fer some special pray'n:

    Bend over, damned harlot
    Bend over, skinny worker
    I git some thunders fer yer volcano
    Shove this here eruption in yer end.
    Of the last, go on 'n clean up yer slate
    You is now my enslaved masses, so git up, git up whore.
    The world is about to change fer ya
    You ain't nothing, let Gus go next, then all thar rest.

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    · 12 years ago
    Seems like you been sucking on a kudzu spliff too long Ricky. Living in your tin shack in the middle of nowhere has given you delusions of grandeur. The only 'enslaved' working for the boss you gunna have is yourself. You sister fucking Georgian numbnut.
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    · 12 years ago
    Do you have girls for we. Allah demands we will sell them in the market to Muslim Men because Muslim Women too ugly, too fat, too saggy too shrill to please the eyes and ears of Imams and holy Muslims. A black holy man of Islam with name Boko Haram, help us with 200 schoolgirl volunteers from exotic lands. He do work of Allah! Allah love young servant girl in Koran. Allah demand that we love young servant girl too.
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    · 12 years ago
    Let's look at it from a purely business point of view. Which is, I am sure you would agree, the only non-partisan view. I say they are not slaves but chattels, and therefore come under the property arrangements all civilized nations agree on. So in reality it is only a business transaction, nothing more than that. And given that the Nigerian government hold the Boko boy's wives and children, it seems more a mutual negotiation than any act of 'terror'.
    As long as a buck can be made there is no need to fear. 
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