The Man from Kentucky

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There was an old man from Kentucky
He drove a little blue trucky
He crashed one day
I'm sorry to say
His brains were very yucky - by Nick K
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    · 19 years ago
    A star is born.

    It has the cadence of a Rilker and the content of a Wordsworth.

    And the tragedy of a Plath.

    Subtle but bold, dark but light, mellow but angry. This young man has summed up the mood of a nation.
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    · 19 years ago
    It has certainly lifted the usual standard of verse and jokes on Xenoxnews. I suggest a much closer emulation of the Plath death/life style - to add some metaphorical sugar to the turd.
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    · 19 years ago
    Some southern transplants voted to secede during the War of Aggression, but, your real Kentuckians ain't but a bunch of Northern Sympathizers.

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    · 19 years ago
    Always thought there was something odd about that chicken.
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    · 19 years ago
    Are the horse-shoes lucky like the song says, down in old Kentucky? I refuse to eat anything that remotely looks like it has been "Kentucky-fried" or Kentucky anythinged! You need more than ordinary luck if you gobble down what could be deep-fried, battered, camel foreskins.
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    · 19 years ago
    Ain't no camels 'round here. This ain't the shifty sands of Ayrabia! This is the lush, green, fertile womb of God's County! Ain't noplace pertier. And, as far as "Kentucky" fried chicken goes, yep - they use chicken dicks, livers, gizzards, hearts - you name it and fry 'em - well in lard and flower, that's what gits shipped out to you forigners anyways.
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    · 19 years ago
    I always thought Kentuckians were circumcised
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    · 19 years ago
    Look close at that calamari. What happens to all them foreskins anyway?
    We have had years of Howard's non-core suckholeburgers with GST sauce - what next?
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    · 19 years ago
    No really: i LIKE chocolate milk
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