Will Prince Willies randy ways lead to the end of the Royal Family...

...and with that, the end of England?

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Can it only be 14 years ago we were all celebrating the betrothal of the World's Most Eligible Bachelor?

 

Another PR disaster has hit the English Royal Family. Photoshop shenanigans indicate that Prince Willy has been dipping his willie outside the designated pussy, and Princess Kate has had enough and run off with the kids. What is it with the men in this family?  This propensity to look at the other inbred royals around them and want to fuck them instead of their Missus. At least in Phil the Greek's day the press had the dignity to keep it all quiet, but with the Social Media empires running the media now it is only a matter of time before the whole filthy mess will be exposed!

 

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 Has Facebook again caused the collapse of another Western Democracy?

Well it can't be let to happen at this time. The West is on the precipice of collapse.The Russkis are winning. The Chinks are taking over the world. And the Yanks are about to elect that idiot President again. Bold action action must be taken now. Will and Kate must stayed married for the sake of England; for if the Royal Family falls so will the Nation!

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The English Press and the English Establishment. They saved us all from this monster, but can they save the English Royal Family?

The MI5 and MI6 have to get on the job now. The Press Barons need to be told in no uncertain terms that at this time 'no royal news' is 'good news'. Blackmail the bastards if needs be. Buy some time so that the Palace can get these two miscreants together, crack their heads, and tell them that they have to stay together for the good of the Nation and Empire!

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And if that doesn't work dig Queen Liz up and put her back on the Throne. For even if she is a bag of bones now, she would do a better job then the fuckwit children and grand children she has left behind!

 

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    Oh Liz. The sight of your silver garter does my heart a world of good.
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    · 2 years ago
    Sadly the queen's homeopathic remedies did little to prevent her obvious decline after contracting Covid19.
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    · 2 years ago
    It's not like the English Royal House hasn't faced this issue before. Why not boot all these layabouts out of Buckingham Palace and get another German Family to rule? I hear the Shicklegrubers of Munich have blue blood going back to the Tree of Jesse. Perhaps the Poms can put them in charge?
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    · 2 years ago
    @Dr Robert Maybe Queen Liz should have used her homoerotic medicines instead
    https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/celebrity-tales/2555-at-80-queen-liz-declares-im-a-leso
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    · 2 years ago
    Where's Kate? Where are they hiding her? In some medieval dungeon? On the island of St Helens where they banished Napoleon? Maybe she is living with the Skripals in the Shaky Isles?

    They have got her and the kids squirreled away somewhere... And I bet it is not pleasant.
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    · 2 years ago
    Isn't this the evidence, indeed all the evidence you will ever need, that the powers that be have you by the privates? She is a Princess for God's sake! Just like Snow White. She was sleeping on her bed while her Prince was out there fucking around (well, something all us guys can relate to).
    Look around Citizen Joe/Georgina, your Government, your 'Elected Representatives', can pluck you from your home and disappear you until you is gone forever!
    The children. The children, where are they? Hidden in some Scottish castle in the Highlands? Like Prince Bonnie Charles, they will be held forever. Until their mum decides to repent her ways.
    This is the English establishment people. The model for the fuckheads in the Whitehouse.
    Hang 'em all! From the highest pylon. And no nappies when you do it. Watch them shit, piss, and blow in a paroxysm of death loving fury...
    And by the way. Don't trust your Government. That is my main message.
    Dream baby dream.
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    · 2 years ago
    Good news! Princess Kate has been spotted. Seems she has sniffed the wind and realised that the English Monarchy and the whole ramshackle country is about to topple over, and so has made her move.
    And where was she seen? At the after-election party for Russian President Putin. It appears she is hobnobbing with a new elite. Get with the strength Kate!
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    · 2 years ago
    Fook the rapacious English! Fook the blood-soaked Royals! Fook 'em all! Independence for Scotland and Ireland.
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    · 2 years ago
    @Tex Lumbago Hmmm... Given that Putin is a fan of skipping that whole USSR bit and embracing Imperial Russia, maybe he could create a new Royal Family of Russia with Kate? Not exactly Romanov, but probably good enough ;)
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    · 2 years ago
    Now they are trying to pull this cancer bullshit. The lie as soon as they are born; I wouldn't trust the Pommie Royal Family as far as I could throw 'em.
    You can be sure if anything untoward happens to Kate it won't be bloody cancer wot done it...
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    · 1 years ago
    Kate still alive? Haven't seen hide or tail of her lately.

    In any case, she was never as good as her mother in law. Wow. There was a Princess. Moist soft eyes. Long slender legs. Gracious hands. A soft feminine voice. And a butt that wouldn't quit all night...

    Oh Queen's Mum when will you comeback!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Daily Mail Reader It does seem an unusual story. She dead? She recovered? What tumour was it? Oh Perfidious Albion! You are filled with lies and calumny.
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