AT 80 QUEEN LIZ DECLARES: “I’M A LESO!”

Howard and Flint ARE lesbianese, and would be
overjoyed if they could share their bed with Liz.
(Is being being a cunt the same as having a cunt?)

I heard on that TV show on Channel 9 that broadcasts what it thinks passes for "news" these days, that Her Mejesty has "served" the Commonwealth (what's left ot it, anyway)... Can someone please tell me what it is she actually DOES?

Got any video footage of the two Lizzies at it?
Man I'd give my left leg for some of that action!
Talk about a right royal root!

Der Willikopf

OK. I’ve got no video, but I can tell you what I saw.

Liza with a Z was at the end of the bed (a 4 poster), bent over like a jeweler with a 20 carat diamond. The object of her affection?

The Queens cunt.

The doors were closed and the servants all sent away. Slowly Liza’s tongue crept up Queen Liz's thigh. Her hands playfully toyed with the Royal nipples.

Got the picture?

Minnelli playfully swept over the monsveneris with her moist tongue, her fingers felt inside the top Windsor’s fanny for the G-spot.

Man this is all wrong!

The right royal clit stood to attention as Liza M stuck her fist in...there hasn't been moans like this in the palace since Lady Di had her Egyptian lover stick his cock up her arse. As Minnelli flicked the clit our Monarch rocked back and forth in a pleasure us hoi polloi can only dream of.

She owned half of England and now she was getting fucked by the cream of American culture. The half a g of coke they had both snorted certainly didn’t hurt either.

"You and me", said Liza M, "Fit so tight."

The climax, as they say, was an anti-climax...Phil the Greek stormed into the room and demanded his fair share. Our queen told him to get fucked and lay back exhausted, her majestic mission fulfilled.

"Liza", says our head of state, "can you do it again?"

Christ! What a filthy rag Xenox can be.
BTW, after JWH visited HRH, she gave
up the corgis.
Maggot didn't grow that lower lip by
sucking on iceblocks!

Well one mans meat is another womens poison...
We aint fair company at this rag it seems. Ive been banned from one place for daring to prick their balloon of compassion...
But then again I was pissed!

Keep up the good work Chato et al...

Ive got a pier to walk off.

those cunting Windsors are inbreed to the nth degree.
children born out of the most ritualistic satanic ceremonies.
the crown she wears has the blood of 4 million irish children embedded.

The C of E is naught but a cattlehouse for satans vermin

Queen Liz your vile breath has covered our land for too long

Off with her head and the rest of her wretched brood.


Phineas Finnegan Joyce
Cork

Liz. She has been there since year dot.
I like that pic of her geting out the car.

Does she piss? Does she shit?

My face is down there again, sticking a pen up her fanny; eating Diana's entrails threw her burnt out fanny.

Nothing a good Satanist wouldnt do.

Wasn't it wonderful to see Queen Liz and hubby Phil the Greek back in old Melbum town! I am sure she is enjoying herself.

Which raises the question...

I wonder if she is still banging Liza Minelli?

You know what the Queen said? If I had any balls I'd be king!

Lesbians is ugly man-hatin devils. Tain't nothin cute er perty 'bout none of em. Theyd slice yer balls off 'n leave ya to bleed out like a stuck pig if git on thar bad side - man or gal, dern't make no nevermind to em.

I guess you're safe then Ric, you nutless creep.

i love you!!!

Betty lying comatose now, gone all blur on a drip full of morphine. But you can be sure in some nook and cranny of her mind she is still thinking of old Liza with her lizard tongue...