Our 2nd favourite Crumb

This is a disgrace! What sort of 'News' service would promote filth like this?

And... How much did you pay for it?

I scream you scream we all scream

Is this what they call the dark web?

Whatcha look'n fer, boy? Skkkittles? Kkkandy? Kkkake? Boolits? Boolit-banger? How 'bout a ripe young negress???

@Ricardovitz We could just ask old President 'littlehands' Trump what he uses. Seeing he has the experience.

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A little girl, just like that one, gave me an ice-cream a long time ago for my 70-something birthday. She hid sharp little razor blades all in. My momma always taught me to eat ice-cream with my back-pussy, which is what I commenced to do.

That ice-cream gave me the bloodiest hemorrhoids in the history of Delaware! Dr. Jill had to stitch up my back-pussy. She must have gotten a little too carried away, because I couldn't shit for a month. For real man, I went a whole month having to puke poo out of my pie-hole. I tried to sue Jill for malpractice only to find out she wasn't a real doctor......anyway, that's how we beat medicare.

@Joe Biden Joe didn't you also do this stuff with the Orangeman in the Whitehouse? He sure is starting to act like you now, what with him wandering around in a daze and mumbling inanities half the time. Seems like you really are the best of pals in reality.

What I like about this cartoon is that he picked Woody Allen before anyone else.

Ted Bundy? Teddy Kennedy? is that you? I remember you wanting to date my precious little Ashley - couldn't keep your scurvied paws off of her. But, Ashley only had eyes for her fuzzy pet snake, if you know what I mean, Ted.

Seems like someone told me you were serial killing girls up in the frat house at Chappaquiddick. I know, not like we all didn't do that in your younger days, but Ted I never got caught. I took up for you, Ted, cuz I know you're a stand-up guy, and you'd do the same for me.

Jill wanted to say "Hi Ted", but she's busy taking care of my boy, Hunter right now - I hear her screaming at him, she's almost done. But, then, I have a real pooey mess for her to clean up next. Always good talking to my old buddy Ted.