Easter 2024 Ruminations

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Easter.  A time of hope and contemplation. A time of rebirth. A time of new beginnings...

And imagine how much of a new beginning it would have been if JC had walked out of his cave and met Uncle Joe.

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Things would have been a whole lot better.



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    · 2 years ago
    I'd say Uncle Joe would have sent that bearded layabout straight to the Gulag. And he would have been entirely justified; what with the lame stunt of turning over the money changers tables and then turning the other cheek to that Imperialist Pilate. A dismal example of Anarchist revolutionary play-acting from this wannabe Messiah.
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    · 2 years ago
    Do you think Jesus would smoke if he came back now? At the least I could see him vaping' and then striding to the stage at the UN to give another Sermon on the Mount!
    When he does, I hope he would have listened to Uncle Joe's wise words of advice beforehand.
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    · 2 years ago
    Jesus dern't smoke no Devil Weed. Thar Devil, he git marijuana in his tool-sachel, 'long with meth, crack, fuf, 'n all them Doctor-drugs they git on thar TV. Jesus - he show thar World how tar live thar Good Live, 'n huff'n dope wern't no part of it.
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    · 2 years ago
    What about the water into wine Ricky? Seems like the bearded bastard from Bethlehem liked a drink at least!
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    · 2 years ago
    Trump is the true messiah. Jesus always a fraud going around kissing people's feet.
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    · 2 years ago
    Tain't noth'n wrong with Bible-Wine, boy. Jesus made Bible-Wine, 'n that tain't SIN!!! Sin is you gett'n all lickered-up, smok'n yer meth 'n stuff'n yer man-part inside another man's asshole!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Lilac wine. It is sweet and heady.
    And a good one for rootin' and tootin', so forget that Jesus wine bullshit.
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    · 2 years ago
    I'm no Messiah but I can turn wine into piss
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