Do we need to make a New Christ?

Our New Times require some New Solutions. Old symbols have passed their use by date. Let’s have a New Christ! Resurrected from the old. Give them (not him) new symbols. A new representation of the Gospel.

The Judean Toga now a symbol of a gender indefinable Jesus...

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We don't need a cross made of iron… Or a gaudy light encrusted symbol... No. Instead make your crucifix home made... With whatever comes to hand.

 

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Praying for the new Jesus to return my prayers with action and grace. Smacking a forehand straight down the line to destroy my worries and fears. Hoping to make it through one more year My Lord... just one more year...

 

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    · 4 years ago
    Ohhh... A Jesus who doesn't know if he is a boy or girl is it. Well that suddenly takes on all sorts of possibilities...

    Let's fill the Hill of Golgotha with cries of pleasure my Jewish minx! Climbing up the ladder to give you one last serve...

    Oh. Shit. Where were we? Gotta clean my pants again.

    Yours with the Horniness,
    Hairy Fuckedbarnacle
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    · 4 years ago
    Well we all know what the powers-that-be did to the old Christ!
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    · 4 years ago
    I like the tactile cross I see above. The Gospellers says that to touch is to truly feel and believe in the Lord. And if he feels a bit round and hairy, well that just makes him more realer than ever.
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    · 4 years ago
    @Praying Pete, Gitmo So Pete, what you are saying is that you want to rub the hairy balls of Jesus. Is this right?
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    · 4 years ago
    An indefatigable Jesus. Struggling forever for you. To make you safe. To make you loved. To make you rich. 

    To make you... Chosen.
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    · 3 years ago
    For centuries that (painted) board had soaked up all the passion and all the prayers addressed to it and had become “a living organism, a meeting place between the creator and the people.”
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