DAYS FILLED WITH EARTHQUAKES AND FLAMING VOLCANOS

The very Rev Loveloc 06 April 2009 1 minute read

Has it finally arrived? The time so longed for? The end days?

It has been written that: '...the earth will shudder and flame when the hand of Satan grasps the globe...'

Look at the news today - now it must be so.
I am sure all the XenoxNews readers will give a hearty cheer and welcome to Satan. His arrival heralds the end of the mindless christian domination.

Only the Godless and Christlover have something to fear. For the rest of us everlasting bliss and sexual ectsasy awaits!

Rev Lovelock of the Horny Goat Church

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Loony Les · 17 years ago
Yea verily there will be a great sweeling!
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Mr Beatitude · 17 years ago
We will all experience a different state of being come December 2012. For our wretched souls there will be no other choice of existence other than something perhaps better described as "astral travel".

Prepare to become a little more expansive...
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Cynical observer · 17 years ago
Explode now and avoid the rush!
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Well...see you later then · 17 years ago
I am going to wait for opening night
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Max · 17 years ago
I felt something... somewhere... sometime...
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*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* · 17 years ago
Far back in Satan's cruel eyes a dreadful green lust glows. Soon the Dark Lord shall battle with Xenu and Cthulhu for ultimate mastery of Earth's vegetable creatures. The Sodomites prepare to accomodate their new Lord.
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Ziggy · 17 years ago
Ahhh....but that was long ago....
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